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Star Trek Insurrection
You will live longer if you can stretch your skin on your face.
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    Posted, 9th March 2012
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    Hercules
    After you bend your sword into a boomerang it will magically pop back to its original form.
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      Make sure you draw a face on your melon before smashing it.
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        You can train a rabbit to use its own litter box.
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          You could make out with someone when you're between the panels.
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            Super
            You won't know if killing someone will make the world a better place unless you give it a try.
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              Chronicle
              Leaf blowers have more than one use.
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                Secret World of Arrietty, The
                Arrietty is Shawn's little crush.
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                  Secret World of Arrietty, The
                  How does Arrietty know what a train wreck looks like?
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                    Secret World of Arrietty, The
                    What did the second message from Shawn say?
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                      Secret World of Arrietty, The
                      Make sure your bag is closed before you pick it up.
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                        Secret World of Arrietty, The
                        Who hammered the nails inside the walls for the Borrowers to walk across?
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                          Secret World of Arrietty, The
                          Borrowers never pay off their debt.
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                            Secret World of Arrietty, The
                            Cricket legs are best served "very fresh."
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                              Secret World of Arrietty, The
                              Crows only attack cats and Borrowers.
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                                Secret World of Arrietty, The
                                When you look at Arrietty for the first time music will start playing and the wind will blow through the field of flowers surrounding her.
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                                  40 Year Old Virgin, The
                                  If your daughter is dumb, you should try to stop her menstrual cycle for a year or two.
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                                    40 Year Old Virgin, The
                                    You don't say, "tap that."
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                                      Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
                                      If anyone was looking for some stuff, then all they'd have to do is follow the spiders.
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                                        Blair Witch Project, The
                                        If there is slime on your stuff, you will die first.
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                                          Blair Witch Project, The
                                          There's some creepy bullshit in the woods.
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                                            Blair Witch Project, The
                                            Think about how cool the cemetery will be when you get there.
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                                              Half Baked
                                              It's hard being black and gifted.
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                                                Half Baked
                                                Kenny is somebody's bitch.
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                                                  Half Baked
                                                  Marijuana's not a drug.
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