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West Side Story
Society will never forget how pretty Maria feels.
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    Posted, 16th October 2012
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    Avengers, The
    Instead of actually interrogating an evil villain (or at least being cautious around him), have an emotional tell-all with him about your past. I'm sure he'll be extremely kind, caring, and understanding about such sensitive matters. (Not...)
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    • 4th August 2013 by Creamlord666
      I would have told her to stfu and make me a sandwich - but I'm not from Asgard.
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    SpongeBob SquarePants Movie, The
    Hair-in-a-Can is extremely dangerous. Never have a squire apply it to your head anywhere close to eye level!
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      Posted, 14th October 2012
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      Avengers, The
      You can communicate with your entire team instantly - even the people who came to help you last minute - without an earpiece of any kind.
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      • 24th June 2015 by scannerhead
        super hero telepathy in action !
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      Posted, 5th October 2012
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      Atlantis: The Lost Empire
      It doesn't matter if you were already almost naked. Removing your sarong to convert your outfit into a swimsuit is enough to make men swoon as if they've never seen most of you already.
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        Hunger Games, The
        The plant that Katniss Everdeen is named for is also known as Arrowhead for its arrow shaped leaves. Nothing symbolic there!
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          Posted, 19th September 2012
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          Snow White and the Huntsman
          Bella still likes cliff-diving.
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            Snow White and the Huntsman
            If there's one thing that Kristen Stewart tends to be very good at, it's acting like she's having a seizure while some deadly vampire venom - I mean, magical poision - goes through her.
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              Titanic
              Pause it on the scene when Rose "chops off" Jack's handcuffs and you'll see that the axe actually does hit his wrist. Ooops.
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                Titanic
                When Rose is drunk down with her buddies in Third Class, she automatically has enough stamina and focus to go en pointe without hurting herself.
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                  Titanic
                  It is entirely possible to put a valuable diamond in someone's coat pocket, have that jacket go through every imaginable thing under the sun and still have that same diamond in your pocket at the end of the movie. Nevermind that you went for several swims, ran around a sinking ship for almost an hour, climbed to the top of a vertically standing vessel through a crowd of people falling to their deaths, and were sucked under water by the force of a ship weighing several tons (all while still wearing the jacket.)
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                  Amazing Spider-Man, The
                  Every girl knows that it only takes one mention of cramps and mood swings for Dad to become completely lost.
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                    Posted, 14th September 2012
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                    Shrek
                    When fairytale characters go awry, an ogre's swamp house becomes their homeless shelter.
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                      Shrek
                      "I like that boulder. That is a nice boulder!"
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                        Aladdin
                        You're standing in midair on a flying magical carpet that just shook my hand with one of it's tassels. Aladdin, it's not whether or not I trust you - this just doesn't seem logical. Or safe.
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                          Tarzan
                          I'm pretty sure that Tarzan's never been to a human hairdresser before. Somehow the guy still has perfect dreads.
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                            Beauty and the Beast
                            The smartest, prettiest girl in town can be ridiculed for reading. This is considered weird enough to the people for them to burst into song and dance over, all while continuing to go about their daily activities. I don't know about you, but they don't exactly seem like the normal people in this scenario.
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                              Beauty and the Beast
                              Only the best suitors completely ignore any of your wishes and refuse to take any of your personal opinions about getting married into consideration.
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                                Posted, 14th September 2012
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                                Pocahontas
                                Apparently the white people have yet to discover that in the New World there is no need to wear shoes.
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                                  Mulan
                                  Mulan: "Would you like to stay for dinner?" Grandmother: "WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOREVER?"
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                                    Mulan
                                    Don't worry, Grandmother! She also brought home a man.
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                                      Mulan
                                      Instead of an acupuncturist, your descendant is a crossdresser. Face it, that's just how it's gonna be.
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                                        Mulan
                                        They had frilly heart-print boxers in ancient China. They also had toothbrushes and toothpaste. Not to mention confetti and sunglasses. Man, was ancient China advanced or what!
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                                          Posted, 14th September 2012
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                                          Mulan
                                          Since you single-handedly buried the Huns alive and saved all of your buddies (as well as your captain) from being killed in an avalanche, you now have Shang's trust. Unless you're actually a woman. Then it's all downhill from there.
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                                            Prince of Egypt, The
                                            Riding back into Egypt is much more dramatic when you have a gotee and it's all in slow motion.
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                                              Posted, 14th September 2012
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