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Prince of Egypt, The
It's easy for a gal to singlehandedly tie up a palace guard and a dog, use a bunch of sheets as a rope and escape from the Pharaoh's palace through a second story window.
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    Prince of Egypt, The
    To Ramses, dressing up as a shepherd must be the equivalent of a costume party.
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      Prince of Egypt, The
      Camels will eat anything - even your hair.
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        Prince of Egypt, The
        An entire tribe can dance and sing within feet of a massive bonfire without feeling any of the blistering heat whatsoever.
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          Prince of Egypt, The
          Forty years in exile goes by in just five minutes of a dreamworks movie. You'll grow a beard, but your wife won't age a day.
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            Prince of Egypt, The
            Jethro must have really big lungs. He was able to sing long enough for Moses to grow a beard.
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              Prince of Egypt, The
              The thing that makes Moses different from Ramses isn't his actual lineage - it's the fact that he's the only child of Pharoah that doesn't have a British Accent.
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                Anastasia
                Even when your train is derailing there's always time for a wise crack. You won't be in any sort of post-traumatic state afterwards, either.
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                  Anastasia
                  The outside of a fake Soviet passport can be written in Russian - but the rest of the fradulent papers you're carrying are all in plain English.
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                  • 14th September 2012 by Keely
                    *Fraudulent. Grr, sorry I just hate typos.
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                  Anastasia
                  You can go to the Moulin Rouge, have a drink of champagne, and watch a bunch of caberet dancers do the can-can in a rated G movie.
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                    Anastasia
                    Your hair can go from being a bob to waist length and back again in just two songs and a costume change.
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                      Hunger Games, The
                      In the 74 years of the Hunger Games, apparently there's never been a lucky tribute who wasn't present at the reaping. Because let's face it - that would just be awkward.
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                      • 30th March 2013 by elphie
                        They sign in.
                      • 24th September 2012 by Anterak
                        It's mandatory to be present at the reaping. (Now how do they know if everyone is present is another story)
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                      Hunger Games, The
                      The fact that the plant Katniss was named after is also called Arrowhead is just a coincidence.
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                        Hunger Games, The
                        In the future, the wealthy make it their life's ambition to look and dress just like Lady Gaga.
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                          Avengers, The
                          Loki has an army, but Robert Downey Jr. has a Hulk.
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                            Posted, 22nd July 2012
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                            Avengers, The
                            Even though your brother has the ability to spontaneously vanish and make himself a mirage in various places at one time, taking a go at him by attempting to tackle him in utter anger is still worth a try.
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                            • 4th August 2013 by Creamlord666
                              Thor was never knowm for his smarts. I myself was tricked twice into watching Prometheus - you never trick me trice!
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                            Posted, 22nd July 2012
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                            Thor
                            Shortly after Thor's single-handed destruction of the rainbow bridge, the Asgardian royal family was faced with a multi-million dollar lawsuit regarding the new hazards that the incomplete road now posed for the racers in the final level of Mario Kart.
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                              Posted, 22nd July 2012
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                              Thor
                              The secret of Thor's strength isn't the fact that he is a crowned prince of Asgard or because he wields a magical hammer. It's all in the hair. His long, flowing hair!
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                                Posted, 22nd July 2012
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                                Thor
                                Though perplexed by the names and functions of tazers and coffee, Thor knows full and well what to do when faced with an iPhone and told to smile for a picture that will go on Facebook.
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                                  Posted, 22nd July 2012
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                                  Thor
                                  So, you mean to tell me that the straps used to pin down crazy people in the hospital are just THAT easy to navigate out of? Of course. Of course....
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                                    Iron Man
                                    It's always best to test-pilot experimental jet-rocket technology in the same room where you house all of the most expensive sports cars.
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                                      Posted, 22nd July 2012
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                                      Avengers, The
                                      Jane Foster's role in the Marvel Cinematic Universe has officially been downgraded to the status of (what seems eerily like) a Facebook profile picture.
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                                      • 2nd January 2013 by PitchJackLoki1531
                                        I mean yeah, I kind of thought it was stupid but she'll be back in Thor: The Dark World, where, from the spoilers, she'll have another major role to play
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                                      Posted, 22nd July 2012
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                                      Captain America: The First Avenger
                                      If it would have taken any longer for Peggy to kiss Steve, I'm pretty sure that half of the female population would have stopped the movie and done it for her.
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                                        Posted, 22nd July 2012
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                                        Captain America: The First Avenger
                                        Even though the villains are German, they found it to be a genius idea to clearly label each of the bombs with the name of the city they were going to hit in PLAIN ENGLISH.
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                                        • 31st July 2013 by Creamlord666
                                          For the mentioned citizens of those cities to know whats comming while watching the sky. "Hey buddy look! Do you think it is some kind of air express mail?" "Naa, it's a swastika candy bomber. Nothing to worry about"
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                                        Posted, 22nd July 2012
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                                        Captain America: The First Avenger
                                        Of course he missed his date. The reason he woke up in this century was so he could marry one of us ;D
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                                          Posted, 22nd July 2012
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