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Amazing Spider-Man, The
If you secretly venture into a mysterious, highly off-limits laboratory and see a room with various, probably experimental spiders that are all hanging around on a strange contraption - not under any sort of protective container or wall of glass - by all means, just walk in.
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    Posted, 22nd July 2012
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    Spider-Man 3
    Even if his life is sometimes pitiful - with the amount of times Peter Parker cries he must be the John Boener of the Superhero community.
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      Posted, 22nd July 2012
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      Spider-Man 3
      If two gigantic, terrifying monsters are terrorizing New York City and seemingly defeating Spider-man it's a much more logical idea to have the entire city stand in a crowd a few hundred yards away and watch it like a wrestling match than to run in the opposite direction.
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        Posted, 22nd July 2012
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        Spider-Man 3
        So, the butler knew from the very begining that Harry's dad died as a result of his own mistake. The guy could have spared him 2 full movies of desperate, aimless revenge-seeking, trying to kill his best friend and getting half of his face blown off in the process; but instead he waited until the last 20 minutes of the third movie to let him know that his entire goal to avenge his father's death was pointless in the first place. Makes perfect sense.
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          August Rush
          If a social worker offers to give an orphan a better life, he always advises the kid to travel alone and meet him in the inner city with only a business card containing his contact number.
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            Posted, 27th January 2012
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            Moulin Rouge
            The Beatles, Madonna, and various other 20th century musical groups were wildly popular in 1899.
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              Posted, 27th January 2012
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              Moulin Rouge
              Although afflicted by a fatal, progressive lung disease; one can sing flawlessly until the very last moment.
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                Posted, 27th January 2012
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                Phantom of the Opera, The
                If you see a random deer running alongside the road on the way to the cemetery it has to mean something; it's just very unlikely you'll ever figure out exactly what.
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                • 26th January 2012 by Keely
                  Even after the 50th time I've seen that scene...I still can't figure out what purpose it serves. Haha!
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                Posted, 26th January 2012
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                Time Traveler's Wife, The
                If you find yourself time-traveling, know that your clothes can't travel with you.
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                • 16th November 2012 by Alaurien
                  whooops...* Eric
                • 16th November 2012 by Alaurien
                  i dont understand this xD ....maybe is a way to show Erica Bana naked
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                Posted, 25th January 2012
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                Twilight Saga: New Moon, The
                While Jacob can pull off being ridiculously and unnecessarily shirtless for 3/4 of a standard-length motion picture, no matter what form of movie magic is used Edward Cullen really needs to keep his shirt on.
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                  Posted, 23rd January 2012
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                  Enchanted
                  Cockroaches eat soap scum.
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                    Posted, 23rd January 2012
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                    Tangled
                    If you want someone to stop taking advantage of your magical hair (that will, once cut; never grow again) the best thing to do is chop it off all at once into a short uneven bob instead of getting a decent haircut.
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                    • 23rd January 2012 by Keely
                      *Disclaimer* I am not saying that people with short, layered hairstyles have gotten an indecent haircut. There. lol.
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                    Posted, 23rd January 2012
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                    Tangled
                    When a blonde with magical, youth-giving hair's hair is chopped off, her hair color and style begins to look eerily like that of the real-life Mandy Moore.
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                      Posted, 23rd January 2012
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                      Tangled
                      Princesses apparently don't get married as teenagers anymore.
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                        Posted, 23rd January 2012
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                        Phantom of the Opera, The
                        When going to visit your late wife's grave after reminiscing the most terrifying events of your life together, the best thing to put there in her memory is her stalkers music box.
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                          Posted, 23rd January 2012
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                          Phantom of the Opera, The
                          If someone breaks your heart and throws away the flower you just gave them; eat it.
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                            Posted, 23rd January 2012
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                            Phantom of the Opera, The
                            There is no need to own an iPod if you have the Angel of Music.
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                              Posted, 23rd January 2012
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