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Avengers, The
You can communicate with your entire team instantly - even the people who came to help you last minute - without an earpiece of any kind.
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  • 24th June 2015 by scannerhead
    super hero telepathy in action !
Avengers, The
Even though your brother has the ability to spontaneously vanish and make himself a mirage in various places at one time, taking a go at him by attempting to tackle him in utter anger is still worth a try.
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  • 4th August 2013 by Creamlord666
    Thor was never knowm for his smarts. I myself was tricked twice into watching Prometheus - you never trick me trice!
Avengers, The
Instead of actually interrogating an evil villain (or at least being cautious around him), have an emotional tell-all with him about your past. I'm sure he'll be extremely kind, caring, and understanding about such sensitive matters. (Not...)
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  • 4th August 2013 by Creamlord666
    I would have told her to stfu and make me a sandwich - but I'm not from Asgard.
Captain America: The First Avenger
Even though the villains are German, they found it to be a genius idea to clearly label each of the bombs with the name of the city they were going to hit in PLAIN ENGLISH.
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  • 31st July 2013 by Creamlord666
    For the mentioned citizens of those cities to know whats comming while watching the sky. "Hey buddy look! Do you think it is some kind of air express mail?" "Naa, it's a swastika candy bomber. Nothing to worry about"
Hunger Games, The
In the 74 years of the Hunger Games, apparently there's never been a lucky tribute who wasn't present at the reaping. Because let's face it - that would just be awkward.
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  • 30th March 2013 by elphie
    They sign in.
  • 24th September 2012 by Anterak
    It's mandatory to be present at the reaping. (Now how do they know if everyone is present is another story)
Titanic
It is entirely possible to put a valuable diamond in someone's coat pocket, have that jacket go through every imaginable thing under the sun and still have that same diamond in your pocket at the end of the movie. Nevermind that you went for several swims, ran around a sinking ship for almost an hour, climbed to the top of a vertically standing vessel through a crowd of people falling to their deaths, and were sucked under water by the force of a ship weighing several tons (all while still wearing the jacket.)
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Avengers, The
Jane Foster's role in the Marvel Cinematic Universe has officially been downgraded to the status of (what seems eerily like) a Facebook profile picture.
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  • 2nd January 2013 by PitchJackLoki1531
    I mean yeah, I kind of thought it was stupid but she'll be back in Thor: The Dark World, where, from the spoilers, she'll have another major role to play
Time Traveler's Wife, The
If you find yourself time-traveling, know that your clothes can't travel with you.
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  • 16th November 2012 by Alaurien
    whooops...* Eric
  • 16th November 2012 by Alaurien
    i dont understand this xD ....maybe is a way to show Erica Bana naked
Anastasia
The outside of a fake Soviet passport can be written in Russian - but the rest of the fradulent papers you're carrying are all in plain English.
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  • 14th September 2012 by Keely
    *Fraudulent. Grr, sorry I just hate typos.
Phantom of the Opera, The
If you see a random deer running alongside the road on the way to the cemetery it has to mean something; it's just very unlikely you'll ever figure out exactly what.
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  • 26th January 2012 by Keely
    Even after the 50th time I've seen that scene...I still can't figure out what purpose it serves. Haha!
Tangled
If you want someone to stop taking advantage of your magical hair (that will, once cut; never grow again) the best thing to do is chop it off all at once into a short uneven bob instead of getting a decent haircut.
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  • 23rd January 2012 by Keely
    *Disclaimer* I am not saying that people with short, layered hairstyles have gotten an indecent haircut. There. lol.

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