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Mega Man
Apparently there's at least one person out there that wants to be Michael Bay.
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  • 22nd May 2013 by Max
    I feel bad that I'm picking on a low budget indie film that someone put a lot of effort into, but seriously? He's really going for Michael Bay? Any young filmmaker out there knows Michael Bay is a complete hack. Oh well.
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Posted, 22nd May 2013
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Mega Man
If you want the villain in your movie to be taken seriously, tell the actor to give him a goofy high pitch voice.
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    Posted, 22nd May 2013
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    Birdemic: Shock and Terror
    Only that one bird can explode acid everywhere. He had a condition.
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      Posted, 23rd April 2013
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      Transformers
      Michael Bay is a 12 year old.
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        Posted, 22nd April 2013
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        Amazing Spider-Man, The
        Even though the man killed Uncle Ben by accident, screw responsibility and just go out on a revenge quest.
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          Posted, 20th April 2013
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          Birds, The
          It's the end of the world.
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            Posted, 17th March 2013
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            Birds, The
            Kids in the 60's really loved school.
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              Birds, The
              Don't bother calling for a bus or staying put in the school. Just tell the children to run like hell.
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                Posted, 17th March 2013
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                Birds, The
                Hope that decades later a terrible indie filmmaker doesn't try to "modernize" your classic film of suspense and shock and turn it into a complete joke.
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                  Birds, The
                  Women will go a long way for a practical joke.
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                    Posted, 17th March 2013
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                    Birds, The
                    Don't go in the attic.
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                      Posted, 17th March 2013
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                      Birds, The
                      Your lawyer might have ways of defending you in trial for a case in which you shot your wife in the face 6 times for changing the channel on your ball game.
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                        Posted, 17th March 2013
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                        Birds, The
                        Melanie would rather keep her high heels on even though she's being chased by thousands of psychotic birds.
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                          Posted, 17th March 2013
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                          Jaws: The Revenge
                          Jaws went from a classic Spielberg film of A-class suspense and outstanding quality to Friday the 13th with a shark.
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                            Posted, 16th March 2013
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                            Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2
                            Vampire babies look like CGI.
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                              Posted, 16th March 2013
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                              Jaws 3
                              Take a classic film by one of the greatest filmmakers, Steven Spielberg and turn it into a dumb Friday the 13th premise.
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                                Posted, 15th March 2013
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                                Wreck-It Ralph
                                Kids these days love 80's video game references.
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                                  Posted, 15th March 2013
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                                  101 Dalmations
                                  Dogs judge people and other dogs strictly by appearance.
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                                    Posted, 15th March 2013
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                                    A Good Day to Die Hard
                                    Take one of the greatest action films ever made, take what made it great, and rape it. Rape it to death. Take the realism of the first three movies and just rape it. People are stupid, right? They won't know the difference. Just slap Die Hard on the title. They won't mind.
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                                    • 15th March 2013 by AshBlaze
                                      I wholeheartedly agree with this. It was a rape. Like running into an old friend and quickly realizing he's become a meth-head.
                                    • 15th March 2013 by Max
                                      Had to get that out of my system. If you liked the movie, that's fine.
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                                    Posted, 15th March 2013
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                                    A Good Day to Die Hard
                                    Die Hard has officially been "dumbed down" for a wider audience.
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                                      Posted, 15th March 2013
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                                      A Good Day to Die Hard
                                      When you turn 60 years old you become superhuman. What made the first film great was he was NOT superhuman. He was the everyman, but still awesome.
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                                        Posted, 15th March 2013
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                                        Birdemic: Shock and Terror
                                        Birds can fly in place.
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                                          Posted, 14th March 2013
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                                          Birdemic: Shock and Terror
                                          Little patches of CGI flames that don't seem to spread at all is enough to make you cough like you just smoked a whole carton of cigarettes.
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                                            Posted, 14th March 2013
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                                            Birdemic: Shock and Terror
                                            What's that? I can't hear you. Your environmental message with complete lack of subtlety wasn't shoved down my throat hard enough. Try about 11 more times with a hippie this time.
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                                              Posted, 14th March 2013
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                                              Birdemic: Shock and Terror
                                              Coat hangers.....(sigh)
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                                                Posted, 14th March 2013
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