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London Has Fallen
It's a common practice that Funeral is arranged for the prime minister before ascertaining the cause of death
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    Posted, 5th December 2016
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    Thor: Dark World
    Through the entire restaurant sequence, all I could think was, "Have you tried turning it off and on"
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      Posted, 1st December 2013
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      Cabin in the Woods, The
      Even the elevators that keep the monsters locked need to have the regular 'ding' tone when they open.
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        Posted, 13th November 2013
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        Cabin in the Woods, The
        There are many uses of medicinal marijuana. One of them is that it lets you stay alive and remain invisible.
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          Posted, 13th November 2013
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          Cabin in the Woods, The
          They have cameras everywhere that capture HD image with no graininess, in pitch dark.
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            Posted, 13th November 2013
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            Short Circuit
            Hollywood, for some reason needed the character to be Indian, but couldn't bother to find an actual Indian for the part.
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            • 19th September 2013 by Creamlord666
              Most Indians in America speak a better english then the "natives".
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            Posted, 8th September 2013
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            Wolverine, The
            If you have to travel 500 miles on a snowy night, the best mode of transportation is a motor-cycle. Even though you just drove in, in a Audi.
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            • 14th September 2013 by Holla
              not to mention you reach there in the same night
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            Posted, 3rd August 2013
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            Man of Steel
            Kal-El was General zod's bitch for most of the movie.
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              Posted, 3rd July 2013
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              Man of Steel
              Even as a child, Clark Kent knew he was destined to wear the red cape.
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                Man of Steel
                Even if you are a super powered alien who can fly, if you surrender yourself to authorities, they will be compelled to handcuff you(like that's going to help).
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                  Posted, 3rd July 2013
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                  Iron Man 2
                  Wearing the wiplash contraption makes you impervious to explosions and fire. You can just walk away coolly in slow motion.
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                    Posted, 27th June 2013
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                    Iron Man 2
                    when fighting with whiplash, iron man suddenly forgets that he can fly.
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                      Posted, 27th June 2013
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                      Star Trek
                      Wait a minute, Thor was Kirk's dad?
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                        Posted, 25th June 2013
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                        Iron Man 3
                        Iron man had all those suits that can fly by themselves, but didn't want to use them against the missile in the beginning.
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                          Posted, 23rd June 2013
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                          Fast Five
                          If you need a guy who completely blends in, in Rio, you get a Japanese guy.
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                            Posted, 18th June 2013
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                            Now You See Me
                            An FBI guy needs an elaborate plan involving impossible schemes and a time frame of 20+ years to implicate a magic debunker.
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                              Posted, 8th June 2013
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                              Iron Man 3
                              Mandarin couldn't figure out Stark's address untill he announced it in media.
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                                Posted, 8th June 2013
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                                Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift, The
                                After you are involved in a drift chase all over Tokyo for an hour and destroying half of the city, you can go back home on a train. No cops will even try to stop you.
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                                  Posted, 13th May 2013
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                                  Iron Man
                                  If you capture the CEO of a big Arms manufacturing company, you don't try to negotiate and get lots of money for him. Instead you try to get him to build a missile. I suppose if they had caught Steve Jobs they would have asked him to build a new iPhone..
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                                    Posted, 5th May 2013
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                                    Collateral
                                    Jason Statham had to do a you-blink-and-you-miss kind of cameo in this movie.
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                                    Posted, 2nd April 2013
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                                    Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift, The
                                    DK doesn't mean Donkey Kong.
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                                      Posted, 21st March 2013
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                                      Chronicle
                                      There goes the popular theory that young men who get super powers are going to use them for the betterment of society.
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                                        Posted, 14th March 2013
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                                        Matrix Reloaded, The
                                        With all the power in the world, Neo still can't teleport. He needs to run/walk even when he can fly all the time.
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                                          Posted, 14th March 2013
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                                          Matrix Reloaded, The
                                          In the matrix, the motorcycles being transported have a tankful of gas. It's either that or you don't need gas in the matrix.
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                                            Posted, 14th March 2013
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                                            Terminator, The
                                            Apparently in the future, machines don't have access to a single picture of their main nemesis. I suppose Google's world domination efforts didn't go that well.
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                                            • 14th March 2013 by qwkslvr
                                              I meant the picture of their main nemesis's mother.
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                                            Posted, 14th March 2013
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