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Bloodsport
The only words Chong Li knows in English are "You are next!"
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    Bloodsport
    Hopping around like a monkey and splitting melons with your bare hands is a great fighting technique...until you have to face a sumo.
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      Bloodsport
      Frank Due has ribs made out of adamantium and he knows magic.
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        Bloodsport
        Your cheap-shotting opponent won't touch you for almost a minute while you meditate in the middle of a match.
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          Bloodsport
          Beating your opponent to a comatose pulp will get the crowd cheering for you but killing is apparently going too far and the crowd will give you the silent treatment.
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            Bloodsport
            Jackson wants more scars on his face.
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              Bloodsport
              Yelling for several seconds after each kick greatly increases its effects.
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                Predators
                Apparently a highly trained Spetsnaz soldier cannot hit a creature the size of a large dog 10 feet in front of him with a weapon that fires 3000 rounds a minute.
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                  Sunshine
                  You know things are screwed when the ships psychiatrist is the least sane person on board.
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                    Machete
                    Even in a movie where everyone has terrible acting skills Lindsay Lohan still does worse than all of them combined.
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                      Strange Wilderness
                      Why are those panties running so fast?
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                        Warriors, The
                        Flirting with a girl on a park bench is now an arrestable offense.
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                          Bad Boys 2
                          Boats flipping overhead will pucker your butthole.
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                            Unstoppable
                            Don't bother just tearing up the track to derail a train. Instead set up a bunch of devices to turn into flying projectiles when they fail to derail the train.
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                              Hollow Man
                              Being invisible also means fire won't kill you.
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                                Stardust
                                Princes have blue blood.
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                                  Stardust
                                  Being turned into a goat and then into a young woman will lower your voice by two octaves.
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                                    Stardust
                                    Once you reach the age of 90 you stop aging for the next 20 years.
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                                      Stardust
                                      Robert Deniro can get any man with just a wink.
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                                        Stardust
                                        Girls do not like polar bear heads.
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                                          Stardust
                                          Hey I also laugh right after being nailed to a post by a giant sword through my stomach.
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                                            Stardust
                                            Two-headed dogs are very good watch dogs.
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                                              Stardust
                                              Being a "whoopsie" makes you a terrible pilot.
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                                                Stardust
                                                Apparently a guy spying on you in the tub is easily forgivable.
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                                                  Stardust
                                                  Ghosts like to watch.
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