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Fast Five
It is possible to NOT kill hundreds of innocent people while pulling a lage safe through a city and every building on every corner of the city, at lunch time.
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    Transformers: Dark of the Moon
    There is such a thing as a really awesome long walk up a lot of steps, until the DVD release...
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      Eraser
      Apparently it is easy to out run bullets that travel at the speed of light after they have been fired from a gun that was just aimed, via x-ray, at your heart.
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        Help, The
        Sassy black women do provide a purpose.
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          Bloodsport
          This movie does not hold up. Paint drying a better option.
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            Alien 3
            It's always best to kill off the coolest character from the previous movie in the series BEFORE the movie starts.
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              Hudsucker Proxy, The
              Guys jumping out of a window is a good way to open a whimsical comedy.
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                Rise of the Planet of the Apes
                Never put baby in a corner,.. Or your monkey on a leash.
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                  Armageddon
                  Dude (E reporter) at the premiere on E News said, and I quote "Some people liked it and some people didn't like the fact that Bruce Willis dies to save the world". And to this day I still want to kill him.. That is all.
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                    Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor, The
                    Roger Eberts Opinion means $h!t to me. "Best Mummy Yet"-- omg
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                      Hollow Man
                      Invisible men actually won't spend the first two weeks of invisibility watching hot chicks shower.
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                      • 16th August 2012 by Max
                        He walked into his neighbor's house and rapped her and what about that scene where he was sucking on his co workers nipple while she's sleeping and etc. Maybe you saw the T.V version.
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                      Speed 2: Cruise Control
                      Suspense movies suck when the horrible thing that they are trying to prevent actually happens, and no one is hurt, and you're not surprised no one is hurt.
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                        Speed 2: Cruise Control
                        Helicopters are not an option for saving people on speeding cruise ships.
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                          Speed 2: Cruise Control
                          If a bus goes really fast it can jump over... Wait..
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                            Speed 2: Cruise Control
                            Bad and good guys can come and go on cruise ships while innocent extras can't seem to get off of them.
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                              Speed 2: Cruise Control
                              When faced with crashing into shore or jumping off the back of a boat, out the cargo door the bad guy just used, people will choose crashing into shore.
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                                Speed 2: Cruise Control
                                Sandra Bullock's voice is painful to listen to.
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                                  Speed 2: Cruise Control
                                  Dude can jump off the BACK of a cruise ship and miss landing on a wave runner then turn around and climb back on said cruise ship that is supposedly going really fast in a FORWARD direction.
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                                    Speed 2: Cruise Control
                                    If a cruise liner crashes into a dock, it's really not a big deal.
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                                      Bad Boys 2
                                      Apparently no one lives in ALL of those little huts in Rio. Either that or no one should care if Will Smith and Martin Lawerence smash hundreds of families to death with a hummer in 30 seconds.
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                                        Posted, 9th April 2012
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                                        Quantum of Solace
                                        Thousands of edits in one chase or fight scene can make you sick.
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                                          Mission: Impossible - Ghost Protocol
                                          Weak, old men really can take a punch and a fall if it helps to add suspense to the plot. I mean come on, Ethan could kick that guys a$$ in two seconds.
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                                            Mission: Impossible - Ghost Protocol
                                            Tom Cruise is a great runner, I mean that dude can act like he is running for a purpose like no other.
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                                              Robocop
                                              -spit- Just give me my F@&ing phone call.
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                                              • 22nd February 2015 by Shellybabe
                                                Yes I read that too
                                              • 18th August 2012 by Max
                                                I heard the spitting part was something the actor made up himself.
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                                              Serenity
                                              Well, you can't.
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