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Hocus Pocus
Always wait until the last possible moment to defeat the witches. Procrastination has always worked out before.
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    Posted, 11th December 2012
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    Amazing Spider-Man, The
    "The best promises are the ones you can never hope to keep." That makes just so much sense...
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      How to Train Your Dragon
      A group of teenagers riding dragons will stand a better fighting chance than an army of highly trained experienced Vikings. Always.
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        Posted, 16th May 2012
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        How to Train Your Dragon
        The best way to cheer someone up is to point out all the things they've done wrong.
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          Posted, 16th May 2012
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          How to Train Your Dragon
          A dragon will always be your best friend. No exceptions.
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            How to Train Your Dragon
            Instead of killing a mystical dragon, (which would instantly get you tons of girls and attention), train it and run the risk of the village's anger.
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              How to Train Your Dragon
              When fighting the second deadliest local dragon, be sure to pick the small knife among the other deadly weapons.
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                Posted, 16th May 2012
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                How to Train Your Dragon
                A step to bonding closer with your son is to give him the matching breastplate of your deceased wife. That should do it.
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                  How to Train Your Dragon
                  Somehow, fat nerds are higher on the popularity scale than the chief's son.
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                    Posted, 16th May 2012
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                    How to Train Your Dragon
                    The best way to get a girl is to train the most lethal dragon known to Vikings.
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                      Posted, 16th May 2012
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                      Despicable Me
                      If your ultimate goal is to be the best villain ever, buy some irresistibly cute minions. This will speed up your plans immensely.
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                        Posted, 16th May 2012
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                        Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
                        The Slug Club is the best thing in the world. If you don't get in but your best friend does (who happens to be one of the most famous wizards in the world) and your sister does too (who is a dang good curse caster), permit yourself to feel like a loser.
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                          Posted, 28th April 2012
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                          Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
                          The Slug Club is the best thing in the world. If you don't get in, permit yourself to feel like a nobody.
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                            Posted, 28th April 2012
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                            Kung Fu Panda 2
                            Shouting long distance to your archenemy about taking them down is a good idea if your enemy has no idea what you're saying.
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                              Posted, 27th April 2012
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                              Kung Fu Panda 2
                              It's a good idea to reason with the guy who really wants to kill you and has proven his motives about five times.
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                                Posted, 27th April 2012
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                                Kung Fu Panda 2
                                Getting hit with a cannon is no big deal if you know a sheep that's a healer, sees into the future, and knows your past better than you do.
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                                  Posted, 27th April 2012
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                                  Kung Fu Panda
                                  In just a few weeks, a fat panda is better at kung fu than a team of five masters that have been training for dozens of years.
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                                  • 13th December 2013 by catmunch1
                                    There are no accidents!
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                                  Posted, 27th April 2012
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