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Snow White and the Huntsman
A few marks on the face of a beautiful woman will make them way too ugly for Charlize Theron to eat.
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    Posted, 18th July 2012
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    Snow White and the Huntsman
    Even if you give her a legit chance, Kristen Stewart will prove to you that she is a terrible actress.
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      Amazing Spider-Man, The
      Humanoid Lizards are too big for Baggy Lab coats, but fit perfectly in to SWAT uniforms.
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        Amazing Spider-Man, The
        Finding a boy in your daughter's room on the 30th floor of your apartment building is really not that big of a deal.
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          Expendables, The
          Chuck Norris was not in this movie, simply because he is not Expendable.
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            Expendables, The
            Even though Randy has told them about Cauliflower Ear many times, he would like to tell them once more, since this time, the cameras are here.
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              Expendables, The
              Jason Statham can throw lives better then Mickey Rourke
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                Expendables, The
                Latin Rebel Leaders like to draw little cute pictures when they are not trying to spark revolutions.
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                  Expendables, The
                  Doing Old Spice commercials counts as being an Action Star.
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                    Expendables, The
                    Stone Cold beats women in real life, and in his movies
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                      Bronson
                      This Movie also cast Bane...
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                        Limitless
                        It's time to let the writing go...
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                          Groundhog Day
                          Bill Murray thinks Dr. Egon Spengler is a psychiatrist.
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                            Groundhog Day
                            Bill Murray is the most talented man in the world.
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                              Leon: The Profeessional
                              The last thing you learn as a Hitman is the Knife, the first thing is the Rifle, and somewhere in the middle we will be updating the course to include some text on State Laws regarding underage Dating.
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                                Leon: The Profeessional
                                Having an exposed pipe, strong enough to hold you while you do a reverse sit-up in order to shoot Swat team members is a Must-Have Feature whenever Leno is looking at new apartments.
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                                  Leon: The Profeessional
                                  Telling a Medic that a gas mask helps you breath will get you out of class and cop-infested buildings.
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                                    Leon: The Profeessional
                                    Not all Pigs are dirty animals. In fact, Leno has one right in his Kitchen, and it is very clean.
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                                      Leon: The Profeessional
                                      Plants like it when you give them a sponge bath.
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                                        Land of the Dead
                                        After the world ends, Midgets will still be able to find tailor-made purple suits, mainly because it is funny.
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                                          Land of the Dead
                                          A weird/unique weapon, like a Single-Arrow Shooting Blow Gun, is a very good way to get a lot of Camera time.
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                                            Posted, 11th June 2012
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                                            Land of the Dead
                                            Even if 95% of the earth's population have became homeless nomads, it would still be really hard to find a good apartment.
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                                              Land of the Dead
                                              John Leguizamo always wanted to know what it was like to be a zombie.
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                                                Tekken

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                                                  Tekken
                                                  All Karate tournaments are rigged in favor of the former champion. This also applies to every other tournament-themed American martial arts film.
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