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Tron: Legacy
Flynn's son should have called his three brothers for help!
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    Posted, 16th July 2012
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    Planet of the Apes (2001)
    The teenage apes have a boom box but no other electronics in the ape universe.
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      Posted, 16th July 2012
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      Priest
      Are those vampires or mutant monster dogs?
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        Posted, 14th July 2012
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        Aliens
        If the face huggers go on strike will the xenomorphs go extinct?
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          Posted, 14th July 2012
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          Prometheus
          How did Shaw not turn into a zombie if her baby turned into a squid?
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            Posted, 14th July 2012
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            Prometheus
            The black goo made worms evil killer vagina cobras, made Calloway into a sad emotional zombie, made the geologist into an evil super ninja zombie, made Shaw's baby into a squid, made engineers into dust, made life on earth. 10,000 uses for black goo to fill writers block in movies!
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              Posted, 13th July 2012
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              Prometheus
              If Calloway was white, Shaw was white, the engineer was really white. How did the alien turn black?
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              • 9th December 2014 by IndigoBalls
                It cheated with Janek somehow
              • 25th September 2012 by catmunch1
                hahahahha
              • 16th July 2012 by catmunch
                Maybe the captain was hitten with shaw too!
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              Posted, 13th July 2012
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              Prometheus
              The killer mutants, engineers, and aliens have nothing on Janek. He killed a whole crew of people at one time in a few seconds.
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                Posted, 13th July 2012
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                Men in Black 3
                If Will Smith was able to rewind time to defeat Boris, why didn't he do it more often?
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                  Posted, 13th July 2012
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                  Prometheus
                  When exploring the facility the team found no kitchen, restrooms, living quarters, not even dropped weapons or extra space suits or anything? Just a bunch of dead engineers piled up.
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                    Posted, 11th July 2012
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                    Resident Evil: Afterlife
                    Seems like they would have focused firepower on killing the giant axe zombie while he was standing behind the gate, but they fire just a few shots and give up.
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                      Posted, 11th July 2012
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                      Resident Evil: Afterlife
                      Shooting the giant axe zombie in the head behind the gate seems to have no effect, but later he can be killed by a shot to the head in the shower!
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                        Posted, 11th July 2012
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                        Prometheus
                        Did the scientist and David play the flute before taking off in the alien ship?
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                          Posted, 9th July 2012
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                          Prometheus
                          In order for Shaw to access the surgery room and make her own custom caesarian, she had to hit 2 other crew-members on the head with a blunt metal object. Those two crew-members will 2 hours later join Shaw for another mission in the alien cavern and none of them will ever mention that Shaw used to have an alien baby in her stomach, that they were savagely attacked, or that they can’t walk straight anymore since their brains started to leak from their nostrils.
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                          • 16th August 2012 by agentdc7
                            Really shitty writing or a whole bunch (and I mean a lot) of missing scenes.
                          • 10th July 2012 by bourbonphantom
                            I know that in the theatrical release of Alien, Ridley Scott took out a scene where Lambert slaps Ripley after they get back from the alien ship. Wanted there to be an unspoken tension between the two. I was going to say this was a similar thing but I think it's really just shitty screenwriting.
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                          Posted, 9th July 2012
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                          John Carter
                          You can breathe on Mars!
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                            Posted, 9th July 2012
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                            Prometheus
                            What ever the engineers were running from 2000 years ago couldn't hurt them once they were asleep!
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                              Posted, 5th July 2012
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                              Prometheus
                              Too bad the the engineer that woke up didn't call home. Hey, this is George from 2000 years ago. Guess what?
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                                Posted, 5th July 2012
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                                Prometheus
                                The scientist lady cries about not being able to get pregnant. When she finally gets pregnant, she has an abortion! Go figure.
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                                • 4th August 2014 by catmunch1
                                  That's just racist, what you got against squids!
                                • 30th July 2014 by smartguy360
                                  squid baby doesn't count
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                                Posted, 5th July 2012
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                                Prometheus
                                Hey, that's one of our 2000 year-old ships that was sent to destroy that earth planet. That planet was destroyed, wasn't it? Somebody is in trouble on the engineer planet.
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                                  Posted, 5th July 2012
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                                  Prometheus
                                  The movie "powder" was about a lone engineer stranded on Earth.
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                                    Posted, 5th July 2012
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                                    Prometheus
                                    The dead engineers failed to complete their mission of destroying the earth 2000 years ago. The Promethius destroyed the engineer's ship that tried to fullfill the mission of killing the humans when they woke him up. So the earth is safe once again, since it seems the other engineers think the earth was probally destroyed. They haven't sent any other engineers to check on the mission. So now the scientist lady decides to go to the engineer's home planet. Wait! Now they will know for sure the "Destroy Earth" mission wasn't completed. Maybe they forgot about the Earth mission? Thanks lady, for putting the Earth back in danger!
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                                      Posted, 5th July 2012
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                                      Prometheus
                                      Do the xenomorphs breathe oxygen? It only has two years to survive in the life boat.
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                                      • 6th July 2012 by bourbonphantom
                                        No, they do not appear to need oxygen. In both Alien and Aliens, a xenomorph is ejected into space with no apparent consequences.
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                                      Posted, 5th July 2012
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                                      Prometheus
                                      A trillion dollar mission, the lives of the entire crew, the success of the entire mission, and the ship's well being. All of these things based on one fact, that a single man-made android didn't malfunction or break during the humans two-year hyper sleep.
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                                      • 19th June 2015 by Xynauzer
                                        Just disappointing...So fragile
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                                      Posted, 5th July 2012
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                                      Prometheus
                                      The floating, flying, mapping orbs seemed a little too advanced even for this future. Nothing else in the movie had anti-gravity technology. The promethius used rockets to land. Even the engineer's ship used rockets. They got around in wheeled vehicles. The scientist in the movie claimed to have invented the floating orbs. Wow, he discovered ant-gravity and engineless propulsion. He kept one heck of a secret. He should have been the richest man in the world!
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                                      • 13th December 2012 by photogamer
                                        They had artificial gravity on the ship, did they not?
                                      • 2nd July 2012 by catmunch
                                        My first thought when I saw the movie is how did he get lost?
                                      • 2nd July 2012 by bourbonphantom
                                        I also thought the same thing about the holographic rubix cube.
                                      • 2nd July 2012 by bourbonphantom
                                        Yeah that's a bad mistake to make in a scifi. I think they could have closed that WTF gap if they gave the orbs some obvious propulsion characteristics. Like smoke or propellers or something. Still doesn't offset the fact that the owner/inventor isn't able to use their survey data to navigate himself out of a cave that has very few intersections.
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                                      Posted, 2nd July 2012
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                                      Prometheus
                                      The engineer that woke up didn't seem worried that whatever killed all of them might still be there!
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                                        Posted, 22nd June 2012
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