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Prometheus
The "alien" at the end is a result of a man infected with black stuff that had sex with a woman who gave birth to a squid alien that face raped an engineer.
(4) Comments
  • 19th February 2013 by bourbonphantom
    They come from a completely different portfolio of intellectual property.
  • 18th February 2013 by bigred3002
    So where do Predators come from then?
  • 16th July 2012 by catmunch
    How did the alien turn black when all it's parents were white!
  • 16th July 2012 by RoC77
    That's exactly where I thought aliens came from.
Prometheus
If Calloway was white, Shaw was white, the engineer was really white. How did the alien turn black?
(3) Comments
  • 9th December 2014 by IndigoBalls
    It cheated with Janek somehow
  • 25th September 2012 by catmunch1
    hahahahha
  • 16th July 2012 by catmunch
    Maybe the captain was hitten with shaw too!
Resident Evil: Afterlife
If you see a giant scary man weilding an axe trying to break down a gate, stand around until the last second before he breaks through.
(1) Comments
  • 11th July 2012 by catmunch
    he can only be killed by a shot to the head while in a shower room, not outside.
Prometheus
The two guys stuck in the cave have enough oxygen in their suits that there's no apparent harm in them staying inside the cave all night, whereas Shaw's suit runs out of oxygen after a short visit to the cave.
(2) Comments
  • 10th July 2012 by bourbonphantom
    Correct, the cave air was breatheable, but the captain did tell them to put on their helmets anyway because it was going to be extremely cold all night.
  • 9th July 2012 by catmunch
    The didnt need oxygen in the cave.
Prometheus
Shaw does not need food when she travels through space.
(3) Comments
  • 13th December 2012 by photogamer
    Or they went to the lifeboat and grabbed all the supplies that would last 2 years before they went and hijacked a second ship.
  • 9th July 2012 by catmunch
    The engineer planet might be really close.
  • 4th July 2012 by Anterak
    She'll stay in Engineer's stasis device while David watches. Her. Dreams. Not Creepily At All.
Prometheus
Having a 2 years long life support facility makes perfect sense when it would take more than 2 years for a rescue team to reach you.
(3) Comments
  • 16th July 2012 by RoC77
    Unless you were the owner of the company. He might've had one prepared while everyone was still sleeping.
  • 16th July 2012 by RoC77
    Unless you were the owner of the company, he might have had one already ready.
  • 5th July 2012 by catmunch
    I don't think they would spend another trillion dollars to save anyone! It takes two years travel time, not to mention the time to assemble a crew and build another ship, etc.
Prometheus
Engineers are pretty much gay alien BIO terrorists...no females and constantly messing with dangerous chemicals.
(2) Comments
  • 3rd July 2012 by bourbonphantom
    Ahh that's why they wanted to destroy us, because they accidentally created women.
  • 3rd July 2012 by catmunch
    They probally reproduce themselves in test tubes!
Prometheus
Flute. Because.
(2) Comments
  • 3rd July 2012 by catmunch
    They were using the willy wonka security system.
  • 21st June 2012 by bourbonphantom
    Totally.
Prometheus
The aliens on the other planet will surely be happy to welcome Dr Shaw. After all it's not like they were going to destroy humanity the last time.
(2) Comments
  • 1st May 2013 by Meushell
    Lol. It could have been a rouge group. She's probably doomed though.
  • 3rd July 2012 by catmunch
    When she arrives the planet will send the landing code. The operator will say it's an older code but I was going to clear them.
Prometheus
Have engineers created anything that is'nt a defect?
(3) Comments
  • 3rd July 2012 by rogerflaps
    They Just forgot to activate shields then???
  • 3rd July 2012 by catmunch
    The space ship worked fine after sitting for 2000 years!
  • 3rd July 2012 by Anterak
    Stasis devices. This stuff can last for 2000 years without a reboot or something!
Prometheus
The floating, flying, mapping orbs seemed a little too advanced even for this future. Nothing else in the movie had anti-gravity technology. The promethius used rockets to land. Even the engineer's ship used rockets. They got around in wheeled vehicles. The scientist in the movie claimed to have invented the floating orbs. Wow, he discovered ant-gravity and engineless propulsion. He kept one heck of a secret. He should have been the richest man in the world!
(4) Comments
  • 13th December 2012 by photogamer
    They had artificial gravity on the ship, did they not?
  • 2nd July 2012 by catmunch
    My first thought when I saw the movie is how did he get lost?
  • 2nd July 2012 by bourbonphantom
    I also thought the same thing about the holographic rubix cube.
  • 2nd July 2012 by bourbonphantom
    Yeah that's a bad mistake to make in a scifi. I think they could have closed that WTF gap if they gave the orbs some obvious propulsion characteristics. Like smoke or propellers or something. Still doesn't offset the fact that the owner/inventor isn't able to use their survey data to navigate himself out of a cave that has very few intersections.
Prometheus
The expedition team serves no purpose. David does everything. Prometheus could have landed with only David and Weyland aboard, with maybe 1 or 2 pawns.
(2) Comments
  • 3rd July 2012 by Anterak
    Man, that completely destroys everything left in this movie. Great one!
  • 2nd July 2012 by catmunch
    Thats what im saying, a crew of androids and a couple of humans.
Prometheus
Trillion dollar spaceships in the future have no missiles.
(5) Comments
  • 22nd June 2012 by rogerflaps
    There was an artificial person,an elderly CEO of the richest Corporation in this fictional universe,biologists,Scientists,and a miltary captain onboard...they were not civilian dude.
  • 22nd June 2012 by catmunch
    It wasn't a military mission or ship, even today civilian craft are not allowed to mount weapons.
  • 15th June 2012 by catmunch
    the don't need missles, the captain will just ram a threat with his own ship killing everyone aboard. Seemed like no big deal to him or the crew. They didn't even stop to think the lady might have been wrong?
  • 13th June 2012 by rogerflaps
    True dat.
  • 13th June 2012 by bourbonphantom
    OOOOOOOOOOOOO Burn! The ship is carrying the CEO of probably the largest corporation ever, and no onboard defense. For Shame!
Prometheus
For 2000 years nobody really cares if your "Eradicate Earth" mission was a success or not.
(1) Comments
  • 18th June 2012 by catmunch
    You would think the engineers would have checked on the others by then!
Prometheus
Engineers run like frightened old ladies when fleeing unknown organisms on a hologram
(3) Comments
  • 16th July 2012 by RoC77
    They were running from the predators! Engineer vs Predator next movie. ~ catmunch THIS!
  • 16th June 2012 by rogerflaps
    That will be shite.
  • 15th June 2012 by catmunch
    They were running from the predators! Engineer vs Predator next movie.
Prometheus
In all Alien movies, if there is an android somewhere you can be sure it will be dismembered or decapitated or otherwise severely damaged.
(1) Comments
  • 14th June 2012 by catmunch
    Why do they always only bring one? The android always saves everyone.

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