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Jumper
The jumpers just need to carry a gun, end of story.
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    Posted, 18th June 2012
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    Prometheus
    You would think that a trillion dollar mission would have a probe explore before humans went in.
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      Prometheus
      When the mutant scientist came back and killed half the crew, 5 minutes later no one on the ship seemed to care.
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        Posted, 18th June 2012
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        Prometheus
        Why did the mutated people turn evil? Where did the evil part come from?
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          Posted, 15th June 2012
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          Day the Earth Stood Still (2008), The
          They should have named the movie "Boring Alien Road Trip"!
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            Posted, 15th June 2012
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            Day the Earth Stood Still (2008), The
            Aliens love to hang out at McDonald's.
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              Day the Earth Stood Still (2008), The
              The president is just too busy to speak or mess with an alien visitor from another world. So they send one fat lady in a lower department to handle it.
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                Posted, 15th June 2012
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                Prometheus
                The engineers were running from the predators! They need to look for a chrome spear tip stuck in the wall somewhere.
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                  Posted, 15th June 2012
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                  Prometheus
                  It sucks to be a minority in alien movies! Always follow the brunette white lady if you want to live.
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                    Posted, 15th June 2012
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                    Prometheus
                    The captain of a trillion dollar mission smokes in the ship, sexually harrases other crew members, leaves his post to have sex, and then takes the word of one crazy scientist lady who just had a squid baby to destroy the ship and kill everybody on board. Do they do background checks in the future?
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                      Posted, 14th June 2012
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                      Prometheus
                      I can't believe the Xenomorph didn't have time to get into the landing gear of the spaceship before she took off!
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                        Posted, 14th June 2012
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                        Prometheus
                        The black captain died with a big smile on his face! He finally scored with a white woman!
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                          Posted, 14th June 2012
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                          Prometheus
                          Why was the engineers' space craft hidden underground? Who were they hiding from?
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                          Posted, 14th June 2012
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                          Prometheus
                          The engineers' 2000 year old space craft still worked like new!
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                            Posted, 14th June 2012
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                            Prometheus
                            There was a crew of 17 people on the ship. What happened to the rest of the poeple? Was Jose and Leroy cleaning the kitchen before they died in the ship ramming?
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                            • 14th June 2012 by bourbonphantom
                              Hahahahah, wow that's awesome. Maybe they died in the director's cut.
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                            Posted, 14th June 2012
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                            Predators
                            Hide in the only structure on the planet, the predators will never look there.
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                              Posted, 11th June 2012
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                              Prometheus
                              The space engineers could have used some androids too.
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                                Posted, 11th June 2012
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                                Prometheus
                                When landing on a strange planet, you will come straight to an alien building by chance.
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                                  Posted, 11th June 2012
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                                  Prometheus
                                  Don't try to pet space snakes!
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                                    Posted, 11th June 2012
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                                    Prometheus
                                    Space cobra monsters will not come out of a room and bother no one else in the facility.
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                                      Posted, 11th June 2012
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                                      Prometheus
                                      When an alien engineer fails to do a mission, no other engineers will come to help or replace him.
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                                        Posted, 11th June 2012
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                                        Prometheus
                                        They could have landed the ship closer to the building.
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                                          Posted, 11th June 2012
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                                          Prometheus
                                          Giving up your life to ram an alien ship seems to be no big deal for the crew.
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                                            Posted, 11th June 2012
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                                            Prometheus
                                            A crew of androids and a couple of humans would have been a better choice.
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                                              Posted, 11th June 2012
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                                              Prometheus
                                              Androids take care of humans while in hyper sleep, operate the ship, read alien languages, communicate with aliens, save human lives, don't need life support, have super human abilities, can't get infected, can fly alien ships, don't need sleep, perform medical task, even still help you after their head gets ripped off! Why only bring one when you go across the galaxy?
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                                                Posted, 11th June 2012
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