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Dark Knight, The
"What is that, a bazooka?" No, it's a chicken madras, you fucking idiot.
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    Dark Knight Rises, The
    When thousands of cops are trapped underground for 3 months, they don't accumulate dirt or facial hair.
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    • 26th November 2012 by Alaurien
      and daylight is not a big deal
    • 2nd November 2012 by Flesh and Blood
      They were getting supplies that included razors and soaps.
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    Dark Knight Rises, The
    Batman finally knows what it feels like.
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    • 26th July 2012 by JoeKerr
      That line was probably lifted from 'Kingdom Come'. Batman says that after Superman disappears on him.
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    Dark Knight Rises, The
    A middle aged, and up until recently, bed-ridden human moustache is the perfect person to attempt the disarming of a nuclear bomb in the back of a fast moving truck.
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      Dark Knight Rises, The
      When you need to escape Gotham's finest there will always be a ramp nearby.
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        Dark Knight Rises, The
        Do not upset the Cockney butler.
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          Dark Knight Rises, The
          Trusting a known cat burglar who trips you over as a cripple, steals your dead mother's pearls, sells your fingerprints to bring about your downfall and is responsible for the beating of your life and a broken back is ill-advised.
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          • 15th September 2012 by KungFuMasterLarry
            Don't forget stole his car. And Anne Hathaway ain't even that hot. Cute for sure, but nothing to trip over (no pun intended).
          • 23rd July 2012 by RoC77
            Unless she looked like Anne Hathaway
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          Dark Knight Rises, The
          A highfalutin' mask will make a formerly deeply voiced muscled brute sound like a gay English aristocrat with wind problems.
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            Dark Knight Rises, The
            At no point does anyone with a working firearm in the general vicinity of Bane attempt to shoot him to save many months of Gotham's oppression. Even when Bane leads the charge against a gigantic sea of policemen, it never occurs to ANYONE.
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