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Ponyo
Don't worry old lady. The crazy man who charmed every other person into going underwater with him and never resurfaced is quite the good guy. Five year old's promise.
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    Twilight
    Not all vampires are white.
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      Twilight
      Asians go with Asians for all purposes of love.
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        Bolt
        If you use your superhero pose often enough, it will eventually work.
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          Dark Knight, The
          If someone's stomach lights up and rings, you should continue to stare at their stomach and find out what happens next.
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          • 25th January 2010 by Trioke
            Are you saying you wouldn't? Hell, I'd star and then some!
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          Julie & Julia
          Butter is the solution to everything, from cooking to sacrifical offerings at museums.
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            Ponyo
            If the world ever floods, an octopus will very discreetly steal your shoes.
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            • 3rd August 2010 by Xiayehn
              EPIC WIN! My boyfriend and I are always dying of laughter at the part with the octopus. Its not even that funny- but I'm glad you noticed too!
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            Whispering 'That was foreshadowing' every time there is foreshadowing is a good way to get hit in the face with Sugar Babies.
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              Your soulmates will always come back from the dead to walk away from you.
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                Elijah Wood will only play a scrappy hero.
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                Never let anything that makes war weapons become sentient.
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                  Machines of peace make war weapons.
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                    One ninth of any given genius' mind is a female.
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                      Horcruxes are perfectly safe in any other movie.
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                        Machiavelli's 'The ends justify the means' is always a bad idea. Except when it's a good idea.
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                          Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
                          'Luquid luck' is code for 'getting unspeakably high.'
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                            Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog
                            Real heroes save your life by throwing you in garbage.
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                              Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog
                              A hero doesn't care if you're a bunch of dirty alcoholic bums.
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                                Ponyo
                                You can outrun a flood in a subcompact car.
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                                  Twilight Saga: New Moon, The
                                  If your boyfriend dumps you, you will scream uninterruptedly at night for three months and your father will only be moderately annoyed.
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