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Dark Knight Rises, The
When Western medicine and expensive robotic implants fail to heal your leg, break your back and get thrown in a third world hellpit and have a grizzled old man punch your spine. No one will think to ask how you're again able to run, jump, or even stand unassisted.
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  • 15th September 2012 by Movie Genius
    I literally LOL'd at the clever phrasing of these sentences. 'A grizzled old man punch your spine' - XD
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Posted, 16th August 2012
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Hurt Locker, The
Explosive ordinance disposal units are trained to use massive and illegal anti-tank rifles, which also happen to be unable to pierce half a foot of cobblestone.
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    Posted, 15th August 2012
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    Amazing Spider-Man, The
    At no point did Gwen consider throwing the potentially cataclysmic biological weapon distribution machine out the handy and easily accessible hundredth floor window, or burning it with her also handy and apparently easily accessible blowtorch. No, just sit in a confined space with it and breath heavily when the giant lizard enters the room.
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      Posted, 15th August 2012
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      Amazing Spider-Man, The
      All evil geniuses leave a poorly animated video of their evil master plan on an infinite loop next to their expensive equipment in their unsecured sewer lab.
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        Posted, 15th August 2012
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        Chronicle
        After witnessing helicopters being thrown about like feathers and people knocked through buildings at the flick of a wrist, every police officer takes cover behind heavy metal vehicles.
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          Posted, 15th August 2012
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          Dark Knight Rises, The
          The thousands of police officers descending into the tunnels carrying assault rifles, shotguns, explosives, and ballistic armor emerge with a handful of pistols, no armor, and pristine uniforms, primed and ready to ignore their urban focused training, shun cover and tactics, form into tightly bunched lines in front of enemies with automatic weapons and tanks and march stoicly forward into a rain of bullets, and end up losing approximately 5 men.
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          • 18th April 2013 by randy
            The dumbest scene in this movie, indeed.
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          Posted, 14th August 2012
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