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Star Wars: The Phantom Menace
If an authoritative council forbids me from training an apprentice, it is okay if I alternatively just tell the prospect he can follow me around to watch and learn what it is I wanted to teach him.
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    Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith
    Sith force lightening will melt the skin of a Sith Lord when it is bounced back from a lightsaber. However 30 years later, if force lightening hits your skin directly, for a full minute, you will be perfectly fine.
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      Posted, 27th January 2016
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      Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith
      If you're getting ready to kill a Sith Lord, it is totally necessary to do a full wind-up with your lightsaber rather than just pushing your lightsaber forward an extra 5 inches into his head.
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        Oblivion
        The Matrix and The Island make for a pretty good movie when you combine the two.
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          Posted, 17th February 2014
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          Pee Wee's Big Adventure
          They don't teach you in schools that the Alamo doesn't have a basement; it's something you just have to experience.
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            Pee Wee's Big Adventure
            Whether I am actually there or not, if I want to convince any person I am on the phone with that I am in Texas, just have a group nearby prepared to sing on cue a portion of "Deep in the Heart of Texas."
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              Back to the Future
              It's not a big deal if I go back in time, change the past, thus changing the entire dynamics of my family and their personalities while also erasing all of the childhood memories I had; I would not miss any of that one bit and would also fit right in with my "new" family.
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                Posted, 12th November 2013
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                Back to the Future Part II
                A random local scientist being either committed to a mental ward or commended with a civic award is bold print-front page news in 1985 Hill Valley.
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                  Posted, 8th November 2013
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                  Goonies, The
                  If you find yourself having to save your girlfriend from the bottom of a well, it's really unneccessary to look down the well at all as she is being pulled up.
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                    Posted, 8th November 2013
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                    Office Space
                    No matter the size of the cake, it will be enough to feed every single person in your office (except maybe one), no matter how big the pieces are that they cut.
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                      Posted, 8th November 2013
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                      Office Space
                      No matter the size of the cake, it will be enough to feed every single person in your office (except maybe one), no matter how big the pieces are that they cut.
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                        Posted, 8th November 2013
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                        Office Space
                        If you come up with a complex scheme to steal money using a computer virus, make sure your decimal point placement is accurate.
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                          Posted, 8th November 2013
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                          Office Space
                          You can take your company's fax machine out of a building to destroy it, and you'll never be questioned about it.
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                            Posted, 8th November 2013
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                            Office Space
                            If you tell a girl you just met your complex plan to embezzle money from a company, you have no reason to worry that she'd go tell the authorities.
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                              Posted, 8th November 2013
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                              Back to the Future
                              In 1955, random old men and kids can roam the hallway of high schools without being questioned. Said kids can even attend lunch and get in trouble with the principle without once being questioned about being an actual student at the school.
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                                Posted, 8th November 2013
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                                Back to the Future Part III
                                In 1885 Hill Valley, California, you could get away with several counts of attempted first and second degree murder despite hundreds of witnesses, but if you rob the Pine City Stage, you can count on being arrested the very next day.
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                                  Posted, 8th November 2013
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                                  Home Alone
                                  A 1990's-era analog television's sound quality while playing a movie from the 50s was so great, that from outside, you can't tell the difference between real life and what's on TV.
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                                    Posted, 8th November 2013
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                                    Scarface (1983)
                                    Cuban immigrants can't tell the difference between a pelican and a flamingo.
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                                      Posted, 6th November 2013
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                                      Scarface (1983)
                                      If you sponsor a little league team, you'll get surprise updates on how they do in their games at around 3:00am.
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                                        Posted, 6th November 2013
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                                        Scarface (1983)
                                        If you want to hook up with your bosses wife who you have zero chemistry with, has shown no interest in you, and is way out of your league, just say these magic words: Okay, here's the story. I come from the gutter. I know that. I got no education... but that's okay. I know the street, and I'm making all the right connections. With the right woman, there's no stopping me. I could go right to the top. Works every time.
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                                          Posted, 6th November 2013
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                                          Scarface (1983)
                                          Aside from being a crucial part of the human reproductive cycle, balls also give orders.
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                                            Posted, 6th November 2013
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                                            Scarface (1983)
                                            It's probably a bad idea to tell a guy holding a chain saw and threatening to kill your tied up friend to "stick his head up his a$$ to see if it fits."
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                                              Posted, 6th November 2013
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                                              Scarface (1983)
                                              Don't ever sleep with your crime-lord best friend's sister behind his back.
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                                                Posted, 6th November 2013
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                                                Chernobyl Diaries
                                                A radioactive nuclear waste site is the perfect place to propose.
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                                                  Posted, 6th November 2013
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                                                  Napoleon Dynamite
                                                  If you're not sure how to ask a girl out, the first option to try is to bake her a cake.
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                                                    Posted, 6th November 2013
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