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Transformers: Age of Extinction
Despite having wheels, being a fucking truck, and having the ability to fucking fly, you HAVE to fucking ride a T-Rex and proceed to tell the poor T-Rex to move faster because your ass is too lazy (and, or too dumb) to use your wheels or flight ability to reach Mark Wahlberg in fucking time. Also, this is pretty much the movie's plot (as it was with the first 3 films): (1) humans at the beginning of the film - "Fuck you optimus!!!" (2) que explosions, gun fights, and bad jokes, (3) humans towards the end of the film - "oh wait we need you optimus..."
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    Posted, 18th July 2014
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    Curious Case of Benjamin Button, The
    Forest Gump has a sequel: The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
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      Posted, 25th August 2012
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      Terminator 2: Judgement Day
      A 12-year old with an Atari device can hack into anything really easily...Either that or Cyberdyne Systems had really shitty security measurements
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        Posted, 25th August 2012
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        X2: X-Men United
        If you have unbreakable bones, bullets can still pierce your skull
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        • 24th March 2014 by agentdc7
          The bullet never pierced the skull. It just pierced the skin and stood on the outside. The force and impact of the bullet knocked him out.
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        Posted, 25th August 2012
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        Godzilla (1998)
        A 200 foot lizard can hide in the sewage system.
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          Posted, 25th August 2012
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          Rush Hour 2
          All midgets in bathrobes are scary mafia leaders.
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            Posted, 25th August 2012
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            Rush Hour 2
            Kobe needs to learn how to move over.
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              Posted, 25th August 2012
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              Transformers: Dark of the Moon
              It takes 3 films to kill Megatron in the simplest way possible.
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                Posted, 25th August 2012
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                Terminator Salvation
                If you get a metal pipe shoved through your heart, no worries because your cyborg buddy will save you after a long helicopter flight to the middle of nowhere.
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                  Posted, 25th August 2012
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                  Dark Knight Rises, The
                  After numerous attempts at beating up Bane in places other than the mask that he seems to need in order to breathe and getting your back broken, just come back fully recovered and unnoticed and sock Bane in the mouth...It'll bring him to his knees faster than you can say "Why so serious?"
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                    Posted, 25th August 2012
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