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X-Men Origins: Wolverine
Much of a lumberjack's salary is spent on cigars and new sheets.
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    X-Men Origins: Wolverine
    The missing CGI version was much better than the actual finished film.
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      X-Men Origins: Wolverine
      "Bub" sounds way too close to "blob" to obese ears.
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        Tron: Legacy
        Downloading porn is faster inside The Grid. Flynn wasn't trapped.
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          Equilibrium
          Wait, wait...you can't kill me...because I feel!
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            Equilibrium
            Being a statistics major will actually be useful in the future.
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              I Am Legend
              Will Smith actually returns Shrek on time but keeps renting it. He also leaves the money on the counter.
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                I Am Legend
                Will Smith actually just watches Shrek twice a day but is embarrassed, so he pretends to go to the video store everyday.
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                  I Am Legend
                  How weird would it be if Will Smith picked up I Am Legend from the video store?
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                    Iron Man 2
                    Ivan Vanko may have been sexually involved with his bird.
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                      Iron Man 2
                      Don Cheadle and Terrence Howard always flip a coin to decide who gets to star as the black guy in the next movie - even sequels. Don Cheadle started using a double-sided coin.
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                        Book Of Eli, The
                        There was only 1 song on the iPod on repeat: California Girl by Katy Perry.
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                          Babel
                          Having downloaded the movie, I wondered why the torrent didn't include subtitles.
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                            Chronicle
                            Deciding to chronicle everything from the beginning of the film but not really giving a good explanation is just as good as calling the film "Plothole."
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                              Chronicle
                              Juggling will make you super popular. Or knowing how to play jazz like in Spider-Man 3.
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                                Chronicle
                                We put cameras in everything nowadays, don't we?
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                                  Chronicle
                                  Nerds are more likely to flex their mental muscles than actually workout.
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                                    Contraband
                                    Carpet cleaning vacuums are used more often to transport drugs than to clean carpets.
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                                      Dark Knight Rises, The
                                      Even Batman thought that the Joker was a better villain than Bane.
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                                        Contraband
                                        Customs agents aren't trained to recognize Pollock paintings, but should be.
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                                          Contraband
                                          Foghorn Leghorn can play a really good boat captain.
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                                            Contraband
                                            A drug dealer can't kill you if he already offered you a gig. They're loyal like that.
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                                              Terminator 2: Judgement Day
                                              Terminators can learn why humans cry.
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                                                Terminator 2: Judgement Day
                                                "Wolfie" is a terrible name for a dog. And Terminators are terrible at making up names.
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                                                • 31st May 2016 by Garga
                                                  Come on, it's still better than to name your dog: Doggie! I read somewhere it was James Cameron's dog's name, the same barking dog we see in the movie at the motel.
                                                • 30th September 2013 by hustyx
                                                  Well, whaddyaknow, T-1000 was stupid enough to fall for it. How convenient.
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                                                Dark Knight Rises, The
                                                I don't think Judge Crane went to law school.
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