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Star Wars: Return of the Jedi
When 900 years old you reach, look as good you will not.
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  • 20th November 2015 by catmunch1
    In Empire he said he was 800.
World War Z
Tripping on a ramp instantly kills you.
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  • 29th October 2014 by catmunch1
    I think the gun shot killed him.
Transformers: Age of Extinction
Alien sword guns that are giant in size, to be held by giant robots can magically shrink when Mark wants to use one. They also have unlimited ammunition, unlike all the Autobots guns which can run out. Also, the trigger button to fire the gun just happens to be the perfect size for a human hand. How nice of the giant robot to make it like that!
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  • 30th September 2014 by catmunch1
    They had two but left the other on the floor.
  • 19th July 2014 by agentdc7
    This one bothered the most, among many other things.
Maleficent
When you have your wings cut off, they can be reattached without glue, staples of surgery - but through the power of just because. And apparently those wings decided to wait over sixteen years to fly back to her, and choose not to bother the last time she was in that same room when she was placing her curse.
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Maleficent
When your wings are stolen, don't bother sending in your tree army to get them back, or turning your pet Raven into a dragon and flying over there to collect them. Just leave them in their unguarded glass display case in the castle, in front of the very large window.
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  • 7th December 2014 by HighArt
    I wanted to LOVE this movie, I was actually excited when the DVD came in from Netflix...I really loved the way the story was being told UNTIL the wings were stolen. I was like...umm...ok, you can do magic, mend broken things, turn ravens to men, regenerate broken trees, but you can't regrow your wings?? Damn.
  • 5th September 2014 by catmunch1
    This should be number one.
Prometheus
The Engineer had no trouble figuring out how to open the airlock on the lifeboat.
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  • 26th August 2014 by catmunch1
    He's an engineer!
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014)
Attempting to convince your boss and colleagues that you've seen giant humanoid, talking turtles without hard evidence isn't the most brilliant strategy.
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  • 15th August 2014 by catmunch1
    Whoopie looks like a turtle!
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014)
April O'Neil isn't terribly annoyed or freaked out by the constant sexual harassment from her childhood pet.
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  • 15th August 2014 by catmunch1
    They saw her naked when they were pet turtles! lol
The Expendables 3
When a train crashes into a facility, everything will explode because.
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  • 11th August 2014 by catmunch1
    It explodes before the train is all the way in!
  • 9th August 2014 by Creamlord666
    ...so no one will notice the absence of Bruce Willis.
Pacific Rim
Americans always save the world.
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  • 12th April 2015 by Garga
    Don't forget that they achieve it by using their good NUKEs while coward Brits wanted to hide behind the walls.
  • 7th August 2014 by catmunch1
    Wil Smith??? lol
  • 19th October 2013 by Creamlord666
    Correction: White, healthy and handsome US-Americans always save the world.
Ender's Game
Wagering the existence of the entire human race on the abilities of one twelve-year-old is a good idea.
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  • 6th August 2014 by catmunch1
    It would be better than the leader we have now!
Prometheus
The scientist lady cries about not being able to get pregnant. When she finally gets pregnant, she has an abortion! Go figure.
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  • 4th August 2014 by catmunch1
    That's just racist, what you got against squids!
  • 30th July 2014 by smartguy360
    squid baby doesn't count
Elysium
If they were able to reconstruct Kruger after having his entire face blown off, and they're able to cure cancer almost instantly, then it should have been trivial to put Max in a med pod to reanimate him.
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  • 28th July 2014 by catmunch1
    They didn't care about him, he wasn't worthy of that kind of care.
  • 3rd September 2013 by agentdc7
    I think they mentioned the brain had to be intact for it to properly work. But still, the idea of a medical machine that advanced is quite a stretch.
Transformers: Age of Extinction
Missiles always travel in a twirly pattern, never hitting their target rather than just traveling straight.
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  • 25th July 2014 by catmunch1
    They would have better luck with bottle rockets!
Transformers: Age of Extinction
When Lockdown wants Optimus, and they have a big scrap where he almost wins. All it takes is a single grenade that kills a human to take the fight out of him, so much that he just lets Optimus drive away without giving any chase what-so-ever.
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  • 25th July 2014 by catmunch1
    That didn't make any sense, He turned into the car and still didn't chase them.
Transformers: Age of Extinction
A badly damaged Optimus Prime can scan a nearby truck and suddenly he becomes fully healed, clean, gets a fresh paint job and reloaded with ammo in all his guns.
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  • 25th July 2014 by agentdc7
    making the whole thing about Prime being damaged and hurt earlier COMPLETELY pointless.
  • 21st July 2014 by catmunch1
    and turn back into the truck everyone knows and recognizes.
Transformers: Age of Extinction
So, Optimus, you had a perfectly operational set of rocket boots, which you could've used at any time you wanted to, but didn't feel like using them until it was time to clear an explosion during the last five minutes of the movie?
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  • 18th July 2014 by catmunch1
    Wasn't like they were limited on fuel or anything, he flies across the galaxy at the end of the movie.
Transformers: Age of Extinction
The US military have better things to do that to stop the giant alien war ship flying over their cities and shooting at things.
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  • 18th July 2014 by catmunch1
    They were told by the CIA leader it was not an invasion and to stand down. I guess that CIA leader was the most pwerful man on the planet!
Transformers: Age of Extinction
Lockdown was the person who killed the dinosaurs, as was shown in the films opening sequence. Not only was there no reason for him to do this, but that makes him over 150,000 years old. He looks good for his age.
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  • 9th July 2014 by catmunch1
    Actually they show an organic alien hand pushing the button killing the dinosaurs, not lockdown.
  • 9th July 2014 by Creamlord666
    Dionsaurs have been wiped out ca. 60 million years ago. For starters its a 6 with seven zeros following. 150,000 years ago my ancestor discovered fire as a result to invent BBQ.
War of the Worlds (2005)
An advanced alien civilization supposedly buried its war machines on our planet thousands, maybe even millions of years ago, instead of conquering the planet there and then when mankind was in its infancy.
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  • 3rd July 2014 by catmunch1
    they needed a larger human population to harvest the planet.
  • 6th November 2013 by CgiFanofDoom
    I think they needed to wait when their planet (Mars) was dying out before they needed to invade Earth, and it just so happened to be dying when humans finally matured from infancy but it's just a theory. :)
  • 1st November 2011 by wildmorgan
    Lol, I think they wanted to give us a fighting chance... sorta...
War of the Worlds (2005)
Thousand year old machines are better than anything the aliens have today. Aliens buried machines thousands of years ago to use in an invasion. Don't you think the aliens would have developed better machines and technology in a thousand years? That would be like humans burying clubs and spears hundreds of years ago to use in a war today.
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  • 3rd July 2014 by catmunch1
    that's good, didnt think about that.
  • 20th July 2012 by dogma420
    maybe the tripod aliens are kinda like the star wars universe, where there is nothing new and improved, and everything is just perfect the way it was first made....and maybe I'm a Chinese jet pilot too.
  • 9th January 2012 by bourbonphantom
    They were here to kill the dinosaurs, but they were already extinct, so they figured they'd wait around until we had evolved enough to be challenging prey.
Transformers: Age of Extinction
You've got the patience of a saint, Cade. Lesser folk would've beat the living shit out of that boyfriend with his "Romeo and Juliet law" card and his constant smack-talking.
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  • 25th July 2014 by agentdc7
    [Sigh...] And yet people keep throwing their money at this stuff.
  • 24th July 2014 by KungFuMasterLarry
    Because Michael Bay is an alien and doesn't have a grasp on how human beings act. I'd say it explains how inhumanly obnoxious these movies are.
  • 21st July 2014 by agentdc7
    Why are all these movies littered with human characters you want to punch in the face?
  • 3rd July 2014 by catmunch1
    Hell yeah coming from a dad with daughters!
X-Men: Days of Future Past
Moving at super-speed does not create a vacuum of air or burn the sole of your feet. It can give people whiplash though, which must be prevented because if there is anything worst than a mutant terrorist with superpowers, its a lawyer with a lawsuit against you.
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  • 10th June 2014 by catmunch1
    seems his brain and organs would be smashed against his own bones.
X-Men: Days of Future Past
Magnetos metal bending powers apparently have a range, as he couldn't use his powers on the metal elevator when locked in the concrete prison. But then he can lift an entire football stadium which was quite a distance away from him, and later lift the X-jet into an army of Sentinels - so which is it?
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  • 16th July 2014 by Creamlord666
    Magneto Ex Machina. He can feel metal, but his range varies in such extreme ways that you can only consider the screenwriters had to catch up to not break the story by creating plot holes. Keep in mind what he did with the Golden Gate Bridge in X3.
  • 12th June 2014 by agentdc7
    Yeah, I'm not sure anymore...
  • 10th June 2014 by catmunch1
    He couldn't see the bullet in mystique's leg.
  • 27th May 2014 by agentdc7
    He needs to see the metal?
The Amazing Spider-Man 2
It's mandatory that in every fight scenes of this movie, magical fences will appear to let the former panicked people enjoy the fight between the villain and hero, instead of running for their lives.
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  • 30th May 2014 by catmunch1
    I was going to post that, you beat me to it! lol

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