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TERMINATOR GENISYS
Terminators appear everywhere with no explanation.
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  • 24th December 2015 by agentdc7
    Classified.
Ant-Man
No one will ever question the disappearence of the executive that Cross murdered.
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  • 20th July 2015 by FilmSavvy
    It probably helps that he flushed the evidence I'm sorry
Ant-Man
Get a job at Baskin-Robbins even though you didn't tell them about your criminal background.
(1) Comments
  • 20th July 2015 by FilmSavvy
    Baskin Robbins always finds out.
Star Wars: Return of the Jedi
Good thing the shield generator wasn't protected by the shield.
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  • 16th July 2015 by MyTruthHurtsYou
    cant stop laughing with this one
  • 9th December 2013 by Creamlord666
    Or by some foothold traps to prevent furry vermin from the native wildlife get a hold of some speeder bikes.
TERMINATOR GENISYS
People will just stand around site seeing while things blow up in the bunker near them.
(1) Comments
  • 13th July 2015 by FilmSavvy
    It's California. They just consider that a common Thursday afternoon occurrence.
TERMINATOR GENISYS
Too bad pops didn't plant explosives in the Genisys plant while he was doing construction work there.
(1) Comments
  • 13th July 2015 by FilmSavvy
    That's probably why he got laid off.
TERMINATOR GENISYS
A time machine can kill the John Connor terminator.
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  • 10th July 2015 by IcyNeko
    It was just the magnetic field generator, and John Connor was held in metal form, not in flesh form, due to the magnetic glove that pops invented...
TERMINATOR GENISYS
Pops didn't kill the inventor of Genisys while waiting for Sarah over 30 years.
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  • 10th July 2015 by IcyNeko
    Well, to be fair, Pops was ordered not to kill...
TERMINATOR GENISYS
Don't disable the other helicopter when fleeing.
(1) Comments
  • 7th July 2015 by agentdc7
    That really bugged me. There was conveniently 2 helicopters on the roof and obviously a helicopter chase was going to happen.
Kung Fu Panda
I'm surprised it wasn't called Karate panda, even though it's in China.
(1) Comments
  • 6th July 2015 by P4PZ
    Karate originated from Japan.
Jurrasic World
Release a t-rex on top of all the other killer dinosaurs lose, yeah that's a good idea!
(1) Comments
  • 22nd June 2015 by smartguy360
    it worked she attacked indominus rex
Taken 3
Beat the poor police officers half to death that are guarding your daughter.
(1) Comments
  • 10th April 2015 by smartguy360
    they were guaring her from him so it was justified
Taken 3
The police were staking out the funeral in a large marked police command center vehicle.
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  • 10th April 2015 by smartguy360
    after his performance as a cop in phonebooth i wasn't surprised when i saw forrest bungling another operation
Taken 3
A secret agent has no lock screen on his phone.
(1) Comments
  • 10th April 2015 by smartguy360
    why would a secret agent keep any important information in such an obvious place
Taken 3
Resisting arrest, aggravated assault of police officer, vehicular homicide causing major fatal accidents, destruction of several buildings, setting explosives in a a school, impersonating a police officer, grand theft auto, car jacking, weapons violations, breaking and entering, ,multiple murders, and trespassing. But since you didn't kill your wife, your free to go!
(1) Comments
  • 10th April 2015 by smartguy360
    i guess they gave him a pass for being wrongfully accused of murder
Taken 3
The super agent had no concern about the ex-wife's new husband and what he did for a living.
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  • 10th April 2015 by smartguy360
    this from the same man who knew all about him when his daughter was kidnapped in the first one
Oblivion
The alien Sally is a sexist, Jack get's out to have all the fun and Victoria has to sit at home.
(1) Comments
  • 2nd April 2015 by Garga
    She is indeed. Didn't you see all Viki's clones she hanged upside down inside the Tet?
Oblivion
All the living men left on Earth get a Victoria for a wife, there should be thousands wondering around on Earth after Sally got destroyed.
(1) Comments
  • 2nd April 2015 by Garga
    That can lead to a fantasy involving twins or triplets or... Shit! I do sound like a pervert, don't I?
Guardians of the Galaxy
Starlord doesn't return to Earth in his own ship for some reason.
(1) Comments
  • 10th February 2015 by maffyd
    If Yondu didn't tell him which star system he came from (and let's face it - he has very little incentive to do so), there's quite a few systems he would have to guess at before getting it right... This is an entire galaxy, after all.
Cast Away
Helen Hunt should have gotten a divorce, left the kids, and ran off with Tom Hanks!
(1) Comments
  • 4th February 2015 by zikzak393
    That only works in the movies.
Riddick
Best time to take a shower is when your alone with a super killer running around, space trash mercs want to rape you, and your crew is far away looking in a cave!
(1) Comments
  • 11th January 2015 by john2012
    Starbuck has some nice Cylons.
Gravity
Don't get more supplies, oxygen, or another jet pack from the damaged shuttle.
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  • 10th January 2015 by john2012
    Or the oxygen pack from a dead astronaut.
  • 15th October 2013 by bourbonphantom
    !!!!!!!!!!!!
Transformers: Age of Extinction
Some how the dinobots were found in Antartica under ice.
(1) Comments
  • 29th December 2014 by Coachgriff
    That was not a dinobot. It was a metalized dinosaur corpse from the seed that the "createors" used.
Ender's Game
They took Ripley's advice and nuked them from orbit.
(2) Comments
  • 8th November 2014 by FilmSavvy
    It was the only way to be sure
  • 27th September 2014 by kvn8907
    Clever humans.
Transformers: Age of Extinction
Optimus seems to have bi-polar issues.
(2) Comments
  • 2nd November 2014 by FilmSavvy
    Oh, he had every intention of brutally murdering humans. He actually does, come to think of it.
  • 19th July 2014 by agentdc7
    He definitely does and it pisses me off how they make him a hero and leader even though he seems to enjoy ripping bad guys into pieces. Imagine if they were all human.

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