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Jurassic World
Even after 22 years, no one bothered to clean up the smashed skeletons and fallen banner in the original visitor center.
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    Jurrasic World
    Even after 22 years, no one bothered to clean up the destroyed skeletons or fallen banner in the original Visitor Center.
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      Posted, 17th June 2015
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      Ernest Scared Stupid
      Trolls are born fully-clothed and equipped with weapons.
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        Posted, 9th February 2015
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        SpongeBob SquarePants Movie, The
        If you go into a bar to retrieve your stolen car key from the guy who stole your car from you hours before, he won't recognize you.
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          Posted, 19th November 2014
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          SpongeBob SquarePants Movie, The
          All bubble-blowing babies will be beaten senseless by every able-bodied patron of the bar.
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            Posted, 18th August 2014
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            Toy Story 3
            Putting things that you want to keep into a garbage bag is a bad idea.
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              Posted, 13th August 2014
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              Angry Video Game Nerd: The Movie
              If you fall from a great height, you will vanish into thin air.
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                Posted, 5th August 2014
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                Angry Video Game Nerd: The Movie
                Hotels in Las Vegas have TV monitors on which images of Bullshit Man and Shit Pickle are displayed.
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                  Angry Video Game Nerd: The Movie
                  Elvis Presley and Michael Jackson are still alive.
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                    Angry Video Game Nerd: The Movie
                    Santa Claus is real.
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                      Angry Video Game Nerd: The Movie
                      The universe was made by a giant robot that was imprisoned in Mount Fuji. If the robot is freed, it will go on a rampage and destroy cities.
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                        Angry Video Game Nerd: The Movie
                        To infiltrate Area 51, disguise yourself as an alien, climb into a homemade UFO, and ride it down the Vasquez Rocks.
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                          Angry Video Game Nerd: The Movie
                          If you are involved in a car chase, you will crash into a pile of cardboard boxes.
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                            Angry Video Game Nerd: The Movie
                            Even the Angry Video Game Nerd's dreams are low budget.
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                              Angry Video Game Nerd: The Movie
                              It is possible to play a modern video game online using a dial-up connection on a Commodore 64.
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                                Angry Video Game Nerd: The Movie
                                The Angry Video Game Nerd's name is not Herb.
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                                  Angry Video Game Nerd: The Movie
                                  A nerd's work is never done.
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                                    Angry Video Game Nerd: The Movie
                                    Gamers think that bad is the new good.
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                                      Angry Video Game Nerd: The Movie
                                      The Atari 2600 E.T. game is actually a map of Area 51 and the cartridges contain material from the UFO that crashed in Roswell.
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                                        Toy Story 2
                                        Zurg toys come with an infinite supply of projectile balls.
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                                          Posted, 12th July 2014
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                                          Chicken Run
                                          A paint roller mounted onto a chicken coop can support the weight of a full-grown human.
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                                            Toy Story 2
                                            Even if you live in the modern day, if you are watching an old TV, you won't get TV programs at all hours of the night.
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                                              Posted, 21st June 2014
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                                              Star Wars: Return of the Jedi
                                              When George Lucas decides to replace a song and dance scene in one of his movies because the music and effects are bad, the music and effects in the new scene will be even worse.
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                                                Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
                                                Heart removal is not fatal.
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                                                  Posted, 11th June 2014
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                                                  Star Wars: A New Hope
                                                  The Death Star, an armored space station with enough firepower to destroy an entire planet, will, when blocked from the rebel base it is trying to destroy by another planet, orbit the planet very slowly for a clear shot of the rebel base instead of just blowing the planet up.
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