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Toy Story 2
Sputnik is two words.
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  • 12th July 2014 by username
    Then why didn't you write it that way?
Monsters University
Now we know why snowman was vanished.
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Star Wars: Return of the Jedi
A sarlacc's head will disappear whenever it burps.
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  • 20th June 2014 by username
    Would it have killed them to do a new shot with the beak swallowing a double in the Boba Fett suit? Were they really that lazy? Another reason why the changes suck.
Ernest Scared Stupid
Why does Ernest sound like the dog from "Toy Story"
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  • 15th June 2014 by username
    Hey, he sounds nothing like Scud! (Note: I know he meant Slinky.)
Star Wars: A New Hope
Despite being able to travel quickly from one part of the galaxy to another, the Death Star is somehow blocked by a planet while trying to blow up the rebel base on Yavin IV.
(1) Comments
  • 29th May 2014 by username
    And it could have just blown up the planet that was in the way too.
Incredibles, The
A company is like a giant clock.
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  • 4th January 2014 by username
    Or did I mishear that?
  • 4th January 2014 by username
    Or an enormous club.
Incredibles, The
When you hit a random minion whith a big rock from 300 yards away and he fell from a ledge almost 30 yard down, he'll just be unconsious since it is a Disney movie.
(1) Comments
  • 4th January 2014 by username
    It has guys getting killed in explosions.
Cars 2
Mater didn't mean to order that movie.
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  • 2nd January 2014 by username
    That's extremely suggestive.
  • 2nd January 2014 by username
    Hardy har har.
Shrek
If you find a snake or a frog on the ground, it is quite possible and safe to put your lips to thier mouths and blow them up so they become a balloon.
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  • 28th December 2013 by username
    And they'll float in spite of a lack of helium.
Terminator, The
Being on PCP allows you to punch through windshields.
(1) Comments
  • 11th March 2013 by username
    without feeling any pain
Terminator, The
After a while, Terminators will smell like dead cats.
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Back to the Future Part II
Texaco will make a comeback in 2015.
(1) Comments
  • 15th January 2013 by username
    As an independent company, that is.
Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith
Much of the interesting backstory to the original trilogy can be summed up in about 15 minutes towards the end of the prequels. In the meantime, there are toys to be sold!
(1) Comments
  • 3rd January 2013 by username
    Not to mention the video games and apparel.
Back to the Future Part III
If in 1955 I learn exactly how and when I am going to die, rather than just rembering the information and avoiding putting myself in this situation that gets me killed, it is better to send a teenage kid to that point in time to save me, especially if it is a kid that has shown a penchant for screwing things up.
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  • 31st December 2012 by username
    That is easily the biggest plot hole in the trilogy.
Back to the Future Part III
If a gun toting bad guy starts shooting at the floor and telling you to dance, the best way to do so is to moon walk and jump on a loose floor board to throw a spittoon all over the guy with the gun.
(1) Comments
  • 31st December 2012 by username
    If you do that, he'll try to hang you.
Back to the Future Part II
Jump off a building in 2015, land on the roof of a DeLorean; not a single dent.
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  • 2nd November 2013 by agentdc7
    That was alternate 1985.
  • 31st December 2012 by username
    That wasn't in 2015.
Back to the Future Part II
Hoverboards don't work over water.
(1) Comments
  • 31st December 2012 by username
    ...unless you got powah.
Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back
Han is not scruffy-looking.
(1) Comments
  • 31st December 2012 by username
    But he is stuck-up and half-witted.
Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith
Slave children will become selfish evil killers if you don't promote them to the council when they want to be promoted.
(1) Comments
  • 31st December 2012 by username
    ...and grant them the rank of Master.
Star Wars: The Phantom Menace
George Lucas is considering releasing Howard the Duck, in 3D.
(1) Comments
  • 31st December 2012 by username
    Don't give him any ideas.
Star Wars: The Phantom Menace
Naboo (a lush, Earth-like, peaceful planet) cannot survive one day without space trade.
(1) Comments
  • 31st December 2012 by username
    I take it you saw the RedLetterMedia review.
Star Wars: The Phantom Menace
The magical mystery of the Force is revealed to be the equivalent to mere microscopic bugs.
(3) Comments
  • 11th April 2016 by commanderbugs
    Midi-chlorians are translators, not hosts of the force. "They continually speak to you, telling you the will of the Force. When you learn to quiet your mind, you will hear them speaking to you."
  • 7th August 2013 by Creamlord666
    All the time I thought of the Force like some kind of psionic power - Telepathy, Psychokinesis and ESP - but no, it has to be lame organelles which sound like mitochondria for some even lamer reasons. G. Lucas must have spent some time in a waiting room reading medical magazines while waiting for his brain cancer treatment.
  • 31st December 2012 by username
    The force is not spiritual. It's biological and Aryanistic!
Who Framed Roger Rabbit
If you can't stop laughing, you will die.
(1) Comments
  • 31st December 2012 by username
    If you're a toon, that is.
Chicken Run
Most chickens do not want to be pies.
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  • 31st December 2012 by username
    They don't like gravy either.
Finding Nemo
A Great White Shark's violent behavior can be explained through simple psychology: They never got to know their father.
(1) Comments
  • 31st December 2012 by username
    That's more logical than the convoluted, nonsensical plot to Jaws: The Revenge.

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