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Star Wars: A New Hope
Mos Eisley spaceport is the most wretched hive of scum and villainy you will ever find.
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    Tenacious D in 'The Pick of Destiny'
    If Satan is forced to go back to hell until he is complete again, he will still be able to get back to earth and disguise himself as an open mic host before that happens.
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      Posted, 27th March 2014
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      Finding Nemo
      If you are a sting ray and one of your students is being abducted by a diver, don't sting the diver to save your student. Just swim away like a coward with the rest of the class.
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        Posted, 3rd March 2014
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        Groundhog Day
        You can't get out of a time warp by killing yourself.
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          Posted, 1st March 2014
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          Groundhog Day
          Getting laid is the key to escaping a time warp.
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          • 19th July 2014 by agentdc7
            With the right woman. Though they may not of had sex. They both had their clothes on the next morning.
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          Toy Story 3
          The Prospector was wrong. Toys that go to the landfill don't spend eternity rotting there. They end up in the incinerator within ten minutes of arriving.
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            Posted, 3rd January 2014
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            Cars 2
            Cars reproduce.
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              SpongeBob SquarePants Movie, The
              If the sprinkler system in a sea-themed gift shop is activated the dead fish will come back to life.
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                Monsters University
                "You've been jealous of my looks since the fourth grade, pal," is just an expression.
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                  Posted, 6th November 2013
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                  Terminator, The
                  No one will be suspicious of a man who wears sunglasses at night.
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                    Posted, 27th October 2013
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                    Tenacious D in 'The Pick of Destiny'
                    Satan's horns are hollow and can each be made into a bong.
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                      Posted, 24th August 2013
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                      Tenacious D in 'The Pick of Destiny'
                      If you need to break into a building through an air vent on the roof, have a partner there who can lower you down with a rope.
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                        Posted, 24th August 2013
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                        Tenacious D in 'The Pick of Destiny'
                        If you need to carefully guide your way through some security lasers that can slice you to pieces, don't bother to remove your backpack before doing so.
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                          Tenacious D in 'The Pick of Destiny'
                          Satan has never lost at a rock-off.
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                            Tenacious D in 'The Pick of Destiny'
                            If you are escaping from a building that you just robbed and a door is coming down from the ceiling to block your path, do a power slide under it.
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                              Posted, 24th August 2013
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                              Tenacious D in 'The Pick of Destiny'
                              Satan's teeth have supranatural powers that can transform an amateur guitarist into a rock legend.
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                                Posted, 23rd August 2013
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                                Tenacious D in 'The Pick of Destiny'
                                If Satan escapes from hell and threatens to take over the world, challenge him to a rock-off.
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                                  Toy Story 2
                                  Wearing a bulky chicken costume will not impede your driving ability.
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                                    In Bruges
                                    Hitman leaders swear a lot.
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                                      In Bruges
                                      Bruges is either a shithole or a fairy tale town.
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                                        Posted, 22nd June 2013
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                                        Robocop 3
                                        An ED-209 is too complicated for its programmers to disable it to prevent it from shooting an OCP executive to shreds but it isn't too complicated for a little girl to figure out how to program it to "be loyal as a puppy" with a laptop.
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                                          Robocop 3
                                          RoboCop is fast enough to catch a fired bullet with two fingers but he was a bit too slow to step in front of Lewis to protect her from gunfire.
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                                            Posted, 5th June 2013
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                                            Robocop 2
                                            OCP always tests its robots with live ammunition even though the tests always go wrong.
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                                              Posted, 4th June 2013
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                                              Robocop 2
                                              The newer, more advanced RoboCop is too large to fit in a squad car.
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                                                Posted, 4th June 2013
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                                                True Lies
                                                Arnold Schwarzenegger's Arabic accent is perfect. His American accent is a different story.
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