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Terminator, The
If a cyborg assassin from the future hellbent on killing you enters the police station in which you are staying and starts going on a rapid and relentless killing spree, don't bother putting on the protective vest that the lieutenant gave to you. Just hide under the desk.
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    Terminator, The
    Dogs only bark at Terminators.
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      Terminator, The
      Calling someone a loon is technical terminology for labeling them as crazy.
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        Terminator, The
        The songs that play in a night club will all be by the same artist.
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          Total Recall
          A tracking device inside of your skull won't show up on a security x-ray scanner.
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            Toy Story 3
            No Toy Story movie is complete without a deluded Buzz Lightyear, the Pizza Planet truck, or a shot of one of the toys looking at Andy's name on his or her shoe.
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              Back to the Future
              If you go back in time and prevent your parents from meeting, you will be erased from existence even though you wouldn't have been able to go back in time to erase yourself from existence if you hadn't been born.
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                Matrix, The
                You can't scare Neo with Gestapo crap.
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                  Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan
                  Even though Vulcans usually don't have emotions, they can still be inclined to use expletives such as "damn."
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                    Back to the Future Part II
                    Turning your pants pockets inside out is the same thing as wearing your pants inside out.
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                      Back to the Future
                      A DeLorean will not be the least bit damaged if it crashes through a concrete wall.
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                        Robocop
                        When RoboCop gets angry at a real estate agent monitor, he will vandalize the monitor, thus violating his third directive to uphold the law.
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                          Back to the Future Part II
                          In 2015, Pizza Hut will go back to using its old logo.
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                            Back to the Future Part II
                            Texaco will make a comeback in 2015.
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                              As an independent company, that is.
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                            Toy Story 2
                            If another toy falls on top of Mr. Potato Head in an elevator shaft causing his parts to be thrown every which way, none of them will be lost.
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                              Commando
                              There won't be any repurcussions for sneaking up behind a general, taking his gun, and pointing it at him.
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                                Kindergarten Cop
                                Don't eat someone else's lunch.
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                                  National Treasure: Book of Secrets
                                  All ancient temples have fire troughs into which a lit torch must be dipped.
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                                    Jurassic Park 3
                                    A T-Rex will be more interested in chasing humans than continuing to feed on a much larger and already dead animal.
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                                      Toy Story 2
                                      It is possible for an SNES game to have movie quality three dimensional CGI graphics and constantly changing camera angles.
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                                        Shrek the Third
                                        When christening a ship, if the bottle is thrown at it with excessive force, the sails will burst into flames.
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                                          Shrek the Third
                                          Never let an ogre knight someone.
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                                            Shrek 2
                                            Miranda Rights originated in Medieval times.
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                                              Shrek
                                              Sometimes, eggs in a nest aren't fertilized and can be cooked for breakfast.
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                                                Ghostbusters 2
                                                When a defunct business starts up again, it will change its logo to somehow convey the number 2.
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