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Jaws: The Revenge
Ellen Brody has the powers to change her hair color and sense when a shark is nearby.
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    Jaws: The Revenge
    If a shark is impaled on the front of a boat, it will spontaneously combust.
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      Jaws: The Revenge
      Michael Caine's shirt can dry itself off in a matter of seconds.
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        Jaws: The Revenge
        Sharks can roar.
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          Commando
          You can get away with murder and grand theft auto if you are a former commando and you're doing it to find your kidnapped daughter.
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            Ernest Goes To Jail
            Vacuum cleaners can go up walls and across ceilings.
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              Ernest Goes To Jail
              If a co-worker starts acting differently and changes his hairstyle and furniture, chances are he's an escaped convict who looks like the man you work with and switched places with him.
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                Ernest Goes To Jail
                Space age plastics are invisible, tasteless, odorless, colorless, and, best of all, bullet-proof. The only down side is that walls made from this material tend to fall over when shot.
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                  A washing machine is a good substitute for a bath tub. Just don't hit the puree button.
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                    Ernest Goes To Jail
                    Being chosen for jury duty is great news.
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                      Ernest Goes To Jail
                      If your gingerbread man is over-toasted, shoot it.
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                        Ernest Goes To Jail
                        Prisoners sent to the electric chair are not strapped in before the switch is thrown.
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                          Ernest Goes To Jail
                          Electrocution makes you magnetic and gives you the powers to levitate and shoot lightning from your fingers for a limited time.
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                            Bad Taste
                            If you are inside of a damaged house that launches into space, you will be able to breathe even after leaving the Earth's atmosphere.
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                              Bad Taste
                              If someone is trying to kill you and you're out of ammo, point your gun at them, shake it violently, and make an obnoxious laughing sound to confuse them.
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                                Bad Taste
                                If someone fires a rocket at you, you will have enough time to duck out of the way.
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                                  Bad Taste
                                  If you wake up and find a seagull standing on you, head butt it away.
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                                    Bad Taste
                                    Aliens bleed loudly when shot.
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                                      Bad Taste
                                      Aliens drink each other's vomit.
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                                        Bad Taste
                                        If you fall off of a cliff and break your head open, you will survive and be able to put your brains back in and hold your skull closed with a belt.
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                                          Bad Taste
                                          Dereks don't run.
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                                            True Lies
                                            Horses aren't willing to jump from one building to another and they don't make very good police officers.
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                                              Commando
                                              If you set up explosives outside of buildings and then set them off, the buildings will explode from the inside.
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                                                Monsters, Inc
                                                A laugh is more powerful than a scream.
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                                                  Tyrannosaurs really enjoy throwing vehicles off of cliffs.
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