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Futurama: Bender's Big Score
Keylogging, credit card scams, and spam are the future.
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    Posted, 31st January 2016
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    Futurama: Bender's Big Score
    Antidepressants of the future come in the form of gummy worms.
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      Posted, 31st January 2016
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      Former SS guards are cougars.
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        Posted, 29th January 2016
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        Your brother's teen years may have been school, followed by rushing to a much older woman's house for sex, dinner, then bed.
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          Posted, 29th January 2016
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          The cute tramcar lady you fantasized about as a child, may have been an SS Aufseherin at Auschwitz.
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            Posted, 29th January 2016
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            Law school in the 1950s consisted of small group chats.
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              Posted, 29th January 2016
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              The Reader
              What most female inmates need are audiotapes of children's story books.
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                Posted, 29th January 2016
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                The Reader
                If your lover gets a prison sentence for life, don't visit her despite years of shame.
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                  Posted, 29th January 2016
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                  The Reader
                  Germans in the 1950s spoke really good English
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                    Posted, 29th January 2016
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                    The Reader
                    Kate Winslet would rather take life imprisonment than admit she's illiterate.
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                      Posted, 29th January 2016
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                      Jurassic World
                      If you ever get caught doing naughty things in Jurassic Park, you'll go to jail where you can only get root beer by making it in the toilet.
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                        Posted, 17th October 2015
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                        Jurassic World
                        You can't help but wonder whether those PMC merc guys carrying away the embryos is hint to next movie or just another plot hole.
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                          Posted, 14th October 2015
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                          Jurassic World
                          They finally ditched the rarely-mentioned ethical/ moral outrage over selling genetically engineered monstrosities for entertainment altogether- you don't see anyone making a fuss over it.
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                            Posted, 14th October 2015
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                            Jurassic World
                            For ten years, this movie's scrip was repeatedly changed, and at the end, they settled for this...
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                              Posted, 14th October 2015
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                              Jurassic World
                              No siblings mean you're a total psycho that kills everything you see. Except the raptors, they have a plot twist.
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                                Posted, 14th October 2015
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                                Jurassic World
                                It never occurred to neither geneticist nor handler that a hybrid dinosaur mutt of mysterious pedigree might exhibit unusual capabilities like the never-explained thermal and visual camouflage. But it's not like we don't know everything about a T Rex just by looking at it's bones!
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                                  Posted, 14th October 2015
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                                  Jurassic World
                                  For a park featuring dangerous and gigantic dinosaurs, there's no such thing as a failsafe. Well there was, but it had less cameo appearance than Jimmy Fallon.
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                                    Posted, 14th October 2015
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                                    Jurassic World
                                    The more Ingen becomes morally ambiguous in regards to genetically engineered animals and how to contain them in a crisis, the less relevant that becomes in future movies.
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                                      Posted, 14th October 2015
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                                      Jurassic World
                                      When dinosaurs are let loose on a theme park, only adults die or get eaten.
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                                        Posted, 14th October 2015
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                                        Jurassic World
                                        Brian Tee dies in every movie he's in; there can only be one Asian at the end of a film.
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                                          Posted, 14th October 2015
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                                          Jurassic World
                                          Radios never work when it comes to dinosaurs on an island. NEVER.
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                                            Posted, 14th October 2015
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                                            Jurassic World
                                            For being Head of Security for the entire park, the bad guy sure has terrible grasp of just what he's meant to secure the public from.
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                                              Posted, 14th October 2015
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                                              Jurassic World
                                              Dr Wu needs to ensure all audiences that he's Asian, so he's got a clean glass office and performs tea ceremony every time he's in there.
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                                                Posted, 14th October 2015
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                                                Jurassic World
                                                Hungry hunting raptors stop when facing a giant monstrosity that speaks their language and accepts it as their alpha male. Only for plot twists.
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                                                  Posted, 14th October 2015
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                                                  Jurassic World
                                                  Tracking devices are large conspicuous light bulbs fastened onto the skin of a dinosaur, rather than embedded deeply to prevent it being easily torn off.
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                                                    Posted, 14th October 2015
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