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Stealth
When you need to bring down an enemy helicopter it's best to expend all your ammo getting its attention and then kamikaze into it rather then use ammo to actually kill it.
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    Stealth
    Eddie IS the whole idea.
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      Les Misérables
      After being shot and dragged through a sewer, covered in God knows what, Marius will never have to worry about an infection.
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        Les Misérables
        I kept expecting Javert to yell "Are you not entertained?!" And the deafening silence after to cause him to jump to his death.
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          Les Misérables
          It's perfectly natural to fall completely in love with and risk your life for someone that you have barely even spoken to for more than 2 minutes and have seen in the street twice.
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            Les Misérables
            The most recognizable authority figure in Paris will infiltrate the revolution by...putting on a different hat.
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              Star Trek Into Darkness
              Kahn's blood can resurrect the dead. Next sequel: Star Trek: The Wrath of Zombie Kirk.
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                Star Trek Into Darkness
                Apparently you can now warp from Kronos to Earth in about 10 seconds.
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                  Renders starship travel obsolete on its way.
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                Star Trek Into Darkness
                Starfleet's super secret ship building facility has the worst security ever. Even a drunken Scotsman can sneak in while drunkenly flying a shuttle.
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                  Star Trek Into Darkness
                  JJ Abrams will find an excuse to show Alice Eve in her underwear.
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                    Star Trek Into Darkness
                    Lucky for the guy who blew up Starfleet'a research building that it wasn't raining and that he didn't sweat while wearing his super reactive ring.
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                      Star Trek Into Darkness
                      Let's unthaw a guy 200 years behind in technology to design advanced weapons for us.
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                        Posted, 27th May 2013
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                        Star Trek Into Darkness
                        Never mind that you could just transport a bunch if tactical nukes from Earth to kill Kahn, you know since trans warp beaming has clearly been established. Instead send one of your most irrational and hotheaded former Captains to the edge of enemy territory to fire a bunch of untested weapons at him. How did Kirk not think of this?
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                          Tommy Boy
                          It's Herbie Hancock.
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                            Posted, 18th February 2013
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                            Battleship
                            The aliens' horn is bigger and louder than yours.
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                              Posted, 18th February 2013
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                              Battleship
                              So when you see something incredibly large and suspicious looking in the water send the only person trained to fire your destroyer's weapons in a little boat to investigate.
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                                Posted, 18th February 2013
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                                Battleship
                                Apparently anyone can be an officer in the Navy with no degree and a felony charge on their record.
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                                  Posted, 18th February 2013
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                                  Battleship
                                  Possibly the first time in history anyone has drifted a battleship.
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                                    Posted, 18th February 2013
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                                    Double Team
                                    A burning cigarette is more accurate than a stop watch.
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                                      Double Team
                                      Mickey Rourke can out-snipe Carlos Hathcock with just a pistol.
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                                        Posted, 18th February 2013
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                                        Double Team
                                        Mickey Rourke will mourn the death of his son by immediately taking over a maternity ward and putting grenades in baby's cribs.
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                                          Posted, 18th February 2013
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                                          Double Team
                                          Lapel pins are more powerful than hand grenades.
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                                            Posted, 18th February 2013
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                                            Double Team
                                            Sitting outside in the rain catching pneumonia is a great way to protect your unborn child from a miscarriage.
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                                              Posted, 18th February 2013
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                                              Double Team
                                              Dennis Rodman is a master of "blending in".
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                                                Posted, 18th February 2013
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                                                Double Team
                                                Nannies can't shoot very well.
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