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Pacific Rim
Best way to destroy population in another world is to send big animals one by one and hope that they will get the job done.
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    Posted, 5th October 2013
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    Purge, The
    When you hiding from someone in total darkness, make sure to turn your flashlight on, so it would be easier to spot you.
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      Posted, 26th September 2013
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      Iron Man 3
      No one on earth would be interested in your super-smart computer, who acts almost like human, and would care only about an iron suit that can fly and destroy things.
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      • 27th August 2013 by Creamlord666
        True! Everyone thought the suit/arc-reactor was his greatest invention but in fact he already made one - Jarvis. The hamemade AI with a wicked sense of humor controls every circuit around Tony including his smartphone but no one showed the slightest interest yet to buy/borrow/steal it.
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      Posted, 22nd August 2013
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      Iron Man 3
      When you finally obtain an iron man suit, don't bother to kill or imprison its previous owner (colonel James Rhodes) and just leave him on the spot with almost no guards. There is no way he will escape and hinder your plans. Not a chance.
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        Posted, 22nd August 2013
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        Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time
        If you have a time dagger and you can use it to hide it somewhere else BEFORE the invasion, don't do that or there won't be any plot for some mediocre movie like Prince of Persia.
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          Posted, 3rd August 2013
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          Fast & Furious 6
          No matter how secure or secret information that you need is, you can always get it by violent beating.
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            Posted, 15th July 2013
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            Change-Up, The
            Guy who's never been in any college can learn how to do complicated law paper work in a few days just by sheer determination.
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              Posted, 10th June 2013
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              A Good Day to Die Hard
              There is no way that somebody will die or injure himself in a violent car crash.
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                Posted, 29th May 2013
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                Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters
                White witches are very easy to hook up with.
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                  Posted, 17th May 2013
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                  Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters
                  One powerful witch can easily defeat a witch hunter and bring a lot of mess, but she and a bunch of other witches are helpless when together.
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                    Posted, 17th May 2013
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                    Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters
                    When witches flee from battle they will undoubtedly choose a path where you have installed your trap.
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                      Posted, 17th May 2013
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                      Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters
                      Edward is not always a name for good looking guys.
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                        Posted, 17th May 2013
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                        Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters
                        Best way to save your children is to leave them alone at night in the forest populated by evil witches.
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                          Posted, 17th May 2013
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                          Con Air
                          Police motorcycle will blow up when it hits a firetruck.
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                            Posted, 3rd May 2013
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                            Con Air
                            When pissed off Nicolas Cage is coming right at you and you have a gun, you better shoot him in the body, not in the arm. Especially when the distance between you and him is approximately 2 meters, duh!
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                              Posted, 3rd May 2013
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                              Con Air
                              If you think that the most dangerous convict in the world does something crazy when he is on the loose, then you're wrong. He just sits tight, drops some smart phrases and occasionally sings along with a little girls.
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                                Posted, 3rd May 2013
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                                Hangover, The
                                If you are drunk, tigers are harmless and nice to you. But only if you are drunk!
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                                  Posted, 19th April 2013
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                                  Dark Knight Rises, The
                                  As long as you are Christopher Nolan, you can make an outrageously stupid movie and still get almost 9 stars on IMDB.
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                                    Posted, 18th April 2013
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                                    Sunshine
                                    With filters turned off, the sun will not vaporize you instantly as long as you strongly believe in God.
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                                      Posted, 18th April 2013
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                                      Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers, The
                                      After falling a long distance under the ground you will not only survive the fall, but also will end up on top of the snowy mountain. Go figure.
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                                        Posted, 18th April 2013
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                                        Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring, The
                                        If you are a mighty wizard and can even control the weather, you still wouldn't be able to do something about a bird that stole your prisoner right in front of you. You will just stand and watch.
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                                          Posted, 18th April 2013
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                                          I, Robot
                                          When revolution is coming, it's better to pick some black man to prevent it and then kill yourself to not be involved in this mess.
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                                            Posted, 18th April 2013
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                                            Paranormal Activity
                                            If you are haunted by demon your whole life, don't try to visit all possible professional psychics you can find to get rid of it; instead just pretend that nothing is happening and carry on with your life. It's just a demon, you know. Regular problems are more important.
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                                              Posted, 17th April 2013
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                                              Starship Troopers
                                              Giant alien bugs that live underground and seem to do nothing more than feed and reproduce, when threatened, will quickly master astrophysics and calculus in order to throw asteroids through trillions of miles and target their invaders' cities.
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                                                Posted, 17th April 2013
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                                                Inception
                                                If you are successful businessman, you can easily drop all charges from the man accused of murder, buy an entire airline in a matter of a few days and in general do pretty much all that you want.
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                                                • 11th August 2013 by JoeKerr
                                                  If I were Saito, I'd just buy the guy at the immigration counter and pretend I own the government. Because it's neater.
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                                                Posted, 17th April 2013
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