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Dirty Harry
stabbing a person in the side of the leg will make them squeal like a pig in heat.
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    Dirty Harry
    stepping on fresh bullet wounds will get you a confession in no time.
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      Edge of Tommorow
      Shotguns are always the last weapons to be used yet they are so effective in killing aliens. One shot does it all.
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        Outland
        Shooting high powered weapons in a glass building in space is not a very bright idea.
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          Life of Pi
          Dead animal carcass in the boat does not rot, it just disappears.
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            Posted, 24th June 2015
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            Fury
            When you are a tough tank commander, you can eat a fried egg seasoned in saliva any day !
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              Bullitt
              The bad guys vehicle can lose up to five hubcaps and still have hubcaps left over.
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                John Wick
                Just to make life more interesting, keep your gold coins and all your weapons sealed in the floor covered in layers of concrete.
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                  Captain America: The Winter Soldier
                  always hide important things in a snack vending machine, behind a popular item of course.
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                    Man of Steel
                    Superman's goal is to save humans and protect the earth, but it sure looked like he killed or wounded a bunch of earthlings when he fought the bad guys in the city.
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                      Posted, 24th June 2013
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                      Enter the Dragon
                      Empty bottles should not be kept near martial art competitions; Someone is liable to use them as weapons.
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                        Posted, 14th May 2013
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                        Enter the Dragon
                        When Bruce Lee tastes his own blood during a fight, you know the person he is fighting is going to be in a world of hurt.
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                          Posted, 14th May 2013
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                          Skyfall
                          You can unhitch a train car with a handgun aimed at the link....I bet that takes a lot of practice to get it right.
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                            Posted, 9th May 2013
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                            Iron Man 3
                            When you are as rich as Tony Stark, you never put locks on your door.
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                              Posted, 6th May 2013
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                              Iron Man 3
                              Never ignore nerds or geeks with creative ideas; they come back at you with a vengeance.
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                              • 5th June 2013 by agentdc7
                                And Incredibles.
                              • 12th May 2013 by qwkslvr
                                I think they should have learn't that in batman forever.
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                              Posted, 6th May 2013
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                              Django Unchained
                              As soon a Django puts on them shades, he becomes a bad motha (shut your mouth)...
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                                Posted, 29th April 2013
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                                Enter the Dragon
                                The chances of breaking a few mirrors increases when you are fighting someone in a room with wall to wall mirror mazes.
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                                  Posted, 29th April 2013
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                                  You Only Live Twice
                                  Anyone can become a Japanese person, even a 6 foot plus British secret agent.
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                                    Posted, 26th April 2013
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                                    Quantum of Solace
                                    Look before you swing an axe; it will prevent your foot from having split ends.
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                                      Posted, 26th April 2013
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                                      Kelly's Heroes
                                      Stop ringing those cockamamie bells!
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                                        Posted, 26th April 2013
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                                        Memento
                                        This movie makes more sense if you watch it from end to beginning.
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                                          Posted, 26th April 2013
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                                          Rubber
                                          I didn't see any white wall tires in this movie.
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                                            Posted, 26th April 2013
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                                            Shawshank Redemption, The
                                            Prison sewer lines are pressurized, so be very careful when tapping into them.
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                                              Posted, 26th April 2013
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                                              Godfather, The
                                              Be close to your friends, but be closer to your enemies.
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                                                Posted, 25th April 2013
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                                                Star Trek
                                                Things never change; Kirk does the nasty with the green chick, and the guy in red gets killed first.
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                                                  Posted, 25th April 2013
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