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Furious 7
nobody did any research on Dubai for the film, they just assumed everybody could legally drink and run around half naked 24/7
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  • 10th July 2015 by IcyNeko
    You can't? I just sold my business and booked a ticket there...
  • 10th April 2015 by smartguy360
    you can if you pay enough
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Furious 7
when the man trying to kill your entire team keeps showing up on your tasks that you're doing and almost ruining everything, just ignore him, even if the only reason your doing these tasks is to get help to kill him
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    Posted, 7th April 2015
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    Furious 7
    A mini gun stolen from a crashed/crushed military drone will work perfectly when picked up because ACTION MOVIE
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      Posted, 7th April 2015
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      Furious 7
      flying from tower to tower in a stolen Hyper car won't raise any suspicions with Dubai authorities
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      • 10th April 2015 by smartguy360
        why should it, stuff like that happens in dubai every week
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      Furious 7
      The cross that Dom gives to his friends is secretly cursed and causes horrific car accidents to anyone in possession of it
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        Furious 7
        The best way to ensure your comatose brothers safety in hospital is to destroy most the hospital and every police officer there
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          Furious 7
          A bomb planted outside a house holds the power to make the entire inside of the house explode too, but not the car in the attached garage, that remains pristine
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          • 10th April 2015 by smartguy360
            knowing how serious those guys are about their cas the garage was probably made of reinforced steel or adamantium
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          Furious 7
          Flexing a broken arm will destroy the cast and magically heal your bones
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          • 10th July 2015 by IcyNeko
            The Rock is a miracle man
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          Posted, 7th April 2015
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          Furious 7
          If your convoy of 2 SUV's 2 cars and a bus is attacked be sure to put armour piercing bullets in the only guns that can't face backwards
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            Furious 7
            When you find yourself cornered on a cliff edge with a valuable asset in your car just drive off the cliff, being a main character will ensure you walk off without even a bruise
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              Furious 7
              Physics are nowhere near as powerful as engines
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                Furious 7
                If you see a rare 1 out of 7 ever made car, be sure to smash it up within 30 minutes of getting it
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                  Furious 7
                  If CPR fails, hold your loved one and cry, by the rules of movies the loved one will come back to life
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                    Fight Club
                    Life insurance pays triple if you die on a business trip, even though there seems to be nobody in your life to inherit that money
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                      Posted, 19th March 2015
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                      Training Day
                      A dangerous corrupt narcotics police officer often keeps a shotgun on a hinge under his bed in the roughest neighbourhood in town even though everyone there is scared of him, you know just incase somebody makes it past the 100 armed gang members at midnight in that neighbourhood
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                        Posted, 5th September 2013
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                        Resident Evil: Afterlife
                        Los Angeles buildings and cars can stay on fire for years without explanation as to why these fires don't burn out
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                          Posted, 27th August 2013
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                          Resident Evil: Afterlife
                          If you need to eat somebody to calm the T-cells in your body to stop them taking over, go for the original model instead of the unconscious fully grown 100% accurate clones you have in storage
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                            Posted, 21st July 2013
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                            Resident Evil: Afterlife
                            If only 2 people out of 7 billion can genetically bond with the T-virus one being your bad ass boss and the other being a chick who kills everyone who works at your company it's only natural to clone the chick 100,000 times rather than clone your boss, what's the worst that could happen?
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                              Posted, 21st July 2013
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                              13 Ghosts
                              You shouldn't be a parent if you can lose a child in a house made entirely of glass
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                                Posted, 26th June 2013
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                                Last Stand, The
                                Morons quite often fly jet planes around the Nevada desert with no lights on at a speed of 197MPH
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                                  Posted, 9th June 2013
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                                  Looper
                                  If your future self is about to kill a child and you are too far away to shoot him just blow your heart out of your chest rather than shooting off your index finger to buy yourself enough time to get close enough for a decent shot
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                                    Posted, 2nd June 2013
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                                    Dredd 3D
                                    It's probably better to use HI-EX on the 72nd floor of the building you're trying to escape instead of using it on the ground floor
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                                      Posted, 18th May 2013
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                                      Dark Knight Rises, The
                                      Victory can defeat you.
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                                        Posted, 16th May 2013
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                                        Dark Knight Rises, The
                                        Gotham has a very serious issue of bridge security, requiring them to re-build every bridge when someone decides to take a shot at Batman.
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                                          Posted, 16th May 2013
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                                          Dark Knight Rises, The
                                          Self sufficient fusion reactors turn in to 3 month nuke time bombs when disconnected from its platform.
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                                            Posted, 16th May 2013
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