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American Sniper
When your husband-- the former SEAL sniper with PTSD--walks into the kitchen and points a loaded pistol at you and kiddingly demand that you drop your drawers, just giggle and hug each other as he presses the pistol flush against your lower back.
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  • 9th February 2015 by zikzak393
    I don't understand Texan foreplay. I've been using jewelry, flowers and/or wine.
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Posted, 8th February 2015
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American Sniper
When you see your brother on the tarmac, glassy eyed and suffering from PTSD, just chat with him a bit then never refer to him again.
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    American Sniper
    Turning a story about a complex social and political military invasion and the people involved in it into nothing more than a long simplistic after-school special gets you nominated for Oscar gold!
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      American Sniper
      There are no injured female veterans in VA hospitals (probably because we already know that no female veterans went to Iraq).
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        American Sniper
        Whenever an American soldier begins to question his reason for being sent to Iraq, snipers will quickly find him.
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          American Sniper
          No mention needs to be made of how so many Iraqi neighborhoods look like something destroyed them.
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            American Sniper
            Evil Syrian snipers are mute; but luckily they are followed everywhere by their own "dun-dun-dun" music.
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              American Sniper
              There were no female American soldiers in Iraq, except for the one chick seen eating lunch at the canteen, but she just flew over for the food fight .
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                American Sniper
                To marry a SEAL, be sure to tell him how your sister hates SEALs and then puke on his shoes.
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                  American Sniper
                  If you're an East Coast actor playing a Texan, just deepen your voice and become humorless and stoic.
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                    Lone Survivor
                    Explaining why an Afghani man would risk his life to save an American is unnecessary when there's stuff to blow up.
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                    • 9th August 2014 by smartguy360
                      i think it was their tribal custom to protect guests
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                    Posted, 1st August 2014
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                    Lone Survivor
                    There's no better way to show your patriotism than making a film that hyper- glorifies the death of people in the military.
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                      Posted, 1st August 2014
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                      Lone Survivor
                      To keep film costs low, it makes good sense to use old Discovery channel BUDS documentary footage.
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                        Posted, 1st August 2014
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                        Lone Survivor
                        Violence porn might sound unappealing, but anything in slow motion is cool.
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                        • 9th August 2014 by smartguy360
                          i blame the matrix for every movie using slow down bullet action
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                        Lone Survivor
                        Just because Mark Wahlberg can't fake a Texas accent and is 15 years older than Luttrell was during the event doesn't mean he wasn't the best casting choice.
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                          Posted, 1st August 2014
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                          Lone Survivor
                          If rescuing Luttrell in real life didn't involve dozens of helicopters arriving at the last minute, that's ok, rewriting history is good for drama.
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                            Posted, 1st August 2014
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                            Lone Survivor
                            Casting Luttrell as a background extra really adds to the authenticity of the movie.
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                              Posted, 1st August 2014
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                              Lone Survivor
                              Even though SEAL wives know that their husbands make less than $70k a year, they still expect Arabian horses as wedding gifts.
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                              • 9th August 2014 by smartguy360
                                they probably think because they are seals they can just take whatever they want
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                              Gravity
                              When picking female astronauts, pick the scientist chick with only six months of training instead of the females who have completed years of training.
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                                Posted, 31st July 2014
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                                Gravity
                                Chinese ham radio operators love to sing lullabies, which can be heard in spacecrafts. NASA's radio system not so much.
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                                  Posted, 31st July 2014
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                                  Gravity
                                  Female astronauts are so emotionally unstable that they will turn down the life support system until rescued by a dead guy.
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                                    Posted, 31st July 2014
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                                    The Monuments Men
                                    When storing valuable art work in a mine, use explosives to shut down the entrance to to the mine to protect the art; use explosives again to open up the mine to get the art. The explosions won't damage the art at all.
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                                      Posted, 26th May 2014
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                                      The Monuments Men
                                      When a frightened Nazi with a rifle points his gun at you, offer him a cigarette and because Cigarettes solve all problems of world peace.
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                                      • 11th January 2015 by john2012
                                        It was a secret plot to kill him with Lung Cancer.
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                                      Posted, 26th May 2014
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                                      The Monuments Men
                                      Even though the British were heavily involved in recovering art stolen by Nazis, pretend that only Americans were involved.
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                                        Posted, 26th May 2014
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                                        The Monuments Men
                                        When directing a movie about evil Nazis, be sure to edit the movie so that hilarious and sad scenes alternate like clockwork.
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                                          Posted, 26th May 2014
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