American Sniper When your husband-- the former SEAL sniper with PTSD--walks into the kitchen and points a loaded pistol at you and kiddingly demand that you drop your drawers, just giggle and hug each other as he presses the pistol flush against your lower back. (1) Comments
American Sniper When you see your brother on the tarmac, glassy eyed and suffering from PTSD, just chat with him a bit then never refer to him again. (0) Comments
American Sniper Turning a story about a complex social and political military invasion and the people involved in it into nothing more than a long simplistic after-school special gets you nominated for Oscar gold! (0) Comments
American Sniper There are no injured female veterans in VA hospitals (probably because we already know that no female veterans went to Iraq). (0) Comments
American Sniper There were no female American soldiers in Iraq, except for the one chick seen eating lunch at the canteen, but she just flew over for the food fight . (0) Comments
Lone Survivor Just because Mark Wahlberg can't fake a Texas accent and is 15 years older than Luttrell was during the event doesn't mean he wasn't the best casting choice. (0) Comments
Lone Survivor If rescuing Luttrell in real life didn't involve dozens of helicopters arriving at the last minute, that's ok, rewriting history is good for drama. (0) Comments
Lone Survivor Even though SEAL wives know that their husbands make less than $70k a year, they still expect Arabian horses as wedding gifts. (1) Comments
Gravity When picking female astronauts, pick the scientist chick with only six months of training instead of the females who have completed years of training. (0) Comments
The Monuments Men When storing valuable art work in a mine, use explosives to shut down the entrance to to the mine to protect the art; use explosives again to open up the mine to get the art. The explosions won't damage the art at all. (0) Comments
The Monuments Men When a frightened Nazi with a rifle points his gun at you, offer him a cigarette and
because Cigarettes solve all problems of world peace. (1) Comments
The Monuments Men Even though the British were heavily involved in recovering art stolen by Nazis, pretend that only Americans were involved. (0) Comments
The Monuments Men When directing a movie about evil Nazis, be sure to edit the movie so that hilarious and sad scenes alternate like clockwork. (0) Comments
