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X-Men: Apocalypse
In the end of X-Men: Days of Future Past we see a bright and shiny future thanks to the power of fucking with the timeline. But we have to feel tension for the shenanigans Apocalypse is pulling because?
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    Posted, 31st May 2016
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    Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
    Mixing human DNA with kryptonian DNA creates a violent space-troll. So, you better use condoms Superman.
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      Posted, 30th March 2016
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      The Expendables 3
      Sean Bean does not die in this movie.
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        Posted, 9th August 2014
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        Justice League War
        You can still unleash your Omega Beam from your eyes even if the Justice League performed some nasty eye surgery on them before.
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        • 23rd July 2014 by smartguy360
          Any guy who can go toe to toe with superman can shrug off a sword and crowbar to the eyes
        • 23rd July 2014 by Creamlord666
          Yeah, and since we are speaking of Darkseid here, I bet it was just a minor inconvience for him.
        • 23rd July 2014 by smartguy360
          it's probably like when an athlete tries to play on a broken leg, it must have hurt him while he was doing it
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        Stealth
        This movie catched almost every minority group for the main cast - black people, women, an artificial intelligence and if the white guy would have been paraplegic then this movie would have won an Oscar in the category "social gratification".
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          Posted, 21st July 2014
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          The Amazing Spider-Man 2
          When a company - like SONY - reboots its franchise it repeats their own mistakes as well. That's what I call Coorporate Identity.
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            Posted, 18th July 2014
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            X-Men: Days of Future Past
            The next Hitler is a midget.
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              X-Men: Days of Future Past
              Xavier never wanted to mind-rape his foster sister because that would be incest even if the whole future is at stake.
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                Posted, 16th July 2014
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                X-Men: Days of Future Past
                1979's Sony Walkman's already existed in 1975 and it had the technology to play music 4000 times faster so a very fast mutant can listen to it normally.
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                  Posted, 16th July 2014
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                  X-Men: Days of Future Past
                  The only villain in this movie was Richard Nixon and no one (especially from the future) thought it might be not so bad to shoot him instead of Bolivar Trask. C'mon Mystique, killing midgets in public is political incorrect but a major duochebag president should be ok...its american tradition!
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                    Posted, 16th July 2014
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                    X-Men: Days of Future Past
                    Bury Magneto in a concrete prison a few hundred feet deep underground. They should have consulted a geologist since most metal we know today is found underground...really deep as "ore". They propably asked Magneto "can you still sense metal nearby?" ..."No? Good, then we're set"
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                      Posted, 16th July 2014
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                      X-Men: Days of Future Past
                      So, Banshee got killed after the events of the "first movie? Hm, he must be a time traveller too since he had a 10-year old daughter (Siren) who happens to be in the Xavier mansion during X2 in 2003.
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                        Posted, 16th July 2014
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                        X-Men: Days of Future Past
                        So, in the "First" movie we witness Xavier got shot and ended up paralyzed. 1963, the year of the JFK assassination turned out to be the same year Magneto got imprisioned (I wonder how they managed that) for 10 years. Meanwhile Hank McCoy developed a serum that helped Charles to be able to walk by the cost of his psychic powers. But for reasons unknown they built the fully operational Cerebro in the underground to do what? Get dusty? Sounds like a waste of money to me.
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                          Posted, 16th July 2014
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                          X-Men: The Last Stand
                          It is okay to let a well known mutant terrorist to roam free and play chess in the park of the very town he attacked before. Without his powers he is just an old man ... what could possibly happen?
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                            Posted, 14th July 2014
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                            X-Men: The Last Stand
                            When you have the power to rip an object the size of..lets say the Golden Gate Bridge from its socket, it is a good idea to use this bridge as it was meant to built - a bridge and not a very large and heavy metal flyswatter that could destroy the very compound you wanted to attack in one second.
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                              Posted, 14th July 2014
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                              X-Men: The Last Stand
                              Brett Rattner found a way to introduce a way more useless mutant than Rogue - A girl who can write down text without a pen.
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                                Posted, 14th July 2014
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                                X-Men: The Last Stand
                                When you are a teen with the power to write down spoken text without the use of a pencil, it is necessary to visit a special school where you can learn to use it with responsibility. Such a terrible power must be hidden and controlled instead of using a pen as disguise and live a normal life till the end right?
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                                  Posted, 14th July 2014
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                                  X-Men
                                  When you stab someone with a triplet of 12-inch, razor-sharp blades in the guts it leaves only some small driplets of bloods behind.
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                                    Posted, 14th July 2014
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                                    X-Men
                                    Don't kick Wolverine in the balls, he takes that personally.
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                                      Posted, 14th July 2014
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                                      X-Men
                                      Kitty Pride was a very beautiful redhead in X1, but since Jean Grey was supposed to be the super hawt redhead all the time, they replaced Kitty with a dull, flat-chested, dumb-looking, non-girly actress. Shame on you Dark Phoenix.
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                                        Posted, 14th July 2014
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                                        Godzilla (2014)
                                        "Let them fight" becomes the only option when the military notices that they can't do anything to prevent it anyway.
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                                          Posted, 13th July 2014
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                                          Incredible Hulk, The
                                          Lou Ferringo even worked as a security guard in the Ang Lee version of the Hulk from 2003. Should he not have been very suspicious of the new Bruce Banner guy after what happened with the last one?
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                                            Posted, 7th July 2014
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                                            Incredible Hulk, The
                                            This movie features two Hulks and two Bruce Banners.
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                                              Posted, 29th June 2014
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                                              Incredible Hulk, The
                                              The incredible Hulk can be forced on his knees by the power of dubstep.
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                                                Posted, 29th June 2014
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                                                Incredible Hulk, The
                                                When you crash on a roof with your army helicopter in New York (Harlem) and two oversized monsters of destruction happen to fight there to the death, its quite normal that civilans with kids and police men will appear on the roof to watch the end of the battle.
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                                                  Posted, 29th June 2014
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