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Scary Movie 2
It's the last decent film of the series. Next two were lame and the fifth is... (shudder) just painful to watch.
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    Posted, 6th September 2013
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    Hunter, The
    At least 8 people have seen this movie.
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      Independence Day
      Aliens have "Super-Death-Beams" that need a harmless pilot light to work. This pilot light can be rammed with fighter jet to bypass all self destruction fail-safes.
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        Olympus Has Fallen
        The "Democratic" "People's" "Republic" of Korea is to be taken seriously! And they have the grass-fed, goose-stepping troops to prove it! They might even have cracked the incredible power of the Famicom(NES) in recent years!
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        • 2nd June 2016 by Garga
          Yes! Nuke the entire country and all her 25 million miserable population. After all, they're all sub-humans aren't they? You're so merciful... Just don't forget other non human countries like Iran. Russia, Syria and maybe China.
        • 6th September 2013 by Loyd Mongo
          Fuck Kim Il-Sung and his degenerate offspring and legacy! Might be best to nuke the entire shit hole of a country. It would let those miserable human beings finally rest in peace.
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        Wolverine, The
        The "Democratic" "People's" "Republic" of Korea is to be taken seriously! And they have the grass-fed, goose-stepping troops to prove it! They might even have cracked the incredible power of the Famicom(NES) in recent years!
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        • 20th July 2014 by smartguy360
          hell no this is classic
        • 14th September 2013 by Holla
          ohh i see
        • 24th August 2013 by Loyd Mongo
          Delete this! Please?
        • 24th August 2013 by Loyd Mongo
          FUCK! Meant for Olympus Has Fallen! Shit...
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        Wolverine, The
        Wolverine shall never have a great stand-alone movie. Nor can any film bearing his name be rated above PG-13. For his sharp, long claws thirst not blood, but weekly allowances. Thus sayeth I, The Holy WoodaTron!
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          Posted, 24th August 2013
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          Man of Steel
          Man of No Steel Enforced Structures Left.
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            Posted, 24th August 2013
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            World War Z
            A short draft of an Ant-Man movie was crammed in a blender with a lazy book-review of World War Z.
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              Posted, 24th August 2013
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              Lone Ranger, The
              Generations X & Y really know and care what "TONTO and some Lone Ranger" are.
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                Posted, 24th August 2013
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                White House Down
                Syndrome = Down
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                  After Earth
                  After Earth: when you just can't sodomize your son enough.
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                    Posted, 24th August 2013
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                    Tron: Legacy
                    GROAN: Lethargy
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                      Posted, 20th August 2013
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                      Death Race
                      Catering to people who loved the Carmageddon games was a bridge too far. Instead, let's fuck up the premise of the original film while we're at it. Let's just make it a lame prison film! And then even worse sequels!
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                        Posted, 20th August 2013
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                        A Serbian Film
                        If a sleazy one-eyed sicko rapes a newborn baby and then is in on the mind-fuck that makes you rape your wife and young son: You skull-fuck the cunt to death!
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                          Posted, 20th August 2013
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                          Lara Croft Tomb Raider: The Cradle of Life
                          Making this and the first one hard-R (for brutal realistic violence, nudity, sexual content, strong language) would have paid off in the DVD sales/rentals.
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                            Posted, 20th August 2013
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                            Night at the Museum
                            The sequel to this is the first sign of Armageddon.
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                              Posted, 20th August 2013
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                              Nutty Professor 2: The Klumps, The
                              At some point in the early '90s Eddie Murphy suffered massive brain trauma.
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                                Posted, 20th August 2013
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                                Spawn
                                John Wayne Gacy pities the Violator.
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                                  Posted, 20th August 2013
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                                  Paycheck
                                  Ben Affleck is... (BOOM!) Going to get his PAYCHECK... (WHOOSH!) No matter what!
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                                    Posted, 20th August 2013
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                                    Face/Off
                                    It's the first and last great movie of Travolta and Cage. And Woo has gotten lame too.
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                                      Posted, 20th August 2013
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                                      Scarface (1983)
                                      His little friend has a lot to say! Sing along people: "Ye Yo Ooh Ah Aah Ting Tang Walla Walla Bing Bang! Ye Yo..."
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                                      • 20th August 2013 by Loyd Mongo
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                                      Drive Angry
                                      GhostDriver!
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                                        Posted, 20th August 2013
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                                        Horton Hears a Who!
                                        Horton Hears a Who Gives a Fuck!
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                                          Posted, 20th August 2013
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                                          Orgazmo
                                          "Thwisted shtealz, lethar doonat!"
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                                            Posted, 20th August 2013
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                                            Idiocracy
                                            This movie is overly optimistic.
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                                              Posted, 20th August 2013
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