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Dismantling a grenade is apparently faster than throwing it away. Just be careful not to hold the detonator too close to the starter when a spark appears.
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    Posted, 18th January 2014
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    Dark Knight Rises, The
    Batman has the useless firework gadget, which on the other hand makes Bane look FABULOOOOUS.
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      Posted, 6th January 2014
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      Evil Dead (2013)
      The book of the dead is full of czech dirty words.
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        Posted, 25th December 2013
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        Evil Dead (2013)
        When you burry someone alive with a plastic bag over their had and then try to resuscitate them, don't bother with removing said plastic bag before electro-shocking them.
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          Posted, 25th December 2013
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          Evil Dead (2013)
          In books of the dead, Shaitan is really just a nickname for Satan.
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            Posted, 25th December 2013
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            Evil Dead (2013)
            Evil is so ugly, that mirrors are shattering.
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              Posted, 25th December 2013
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              Evil Dead (2013)
              Junkies have better smell.
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                Posted, 25th December 2013
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                Evil Dead (2013)
                No more cinnamon challenges for Mia.
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                  Posted, 25th December 2013
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                  Dredd 3D
                  Well, when Judge Dredd reloaded his weapon, he couldn't just stun Ma-Ma like the kids before. Granted, he wanted to do it precisely the way he did it, but he risked her dying before leaving signal radius.
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                    Posted, 22nd December 2013
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                    Dredd 3D
                    If you're shot through a wall to back, piercing your lung \ livers, just put some teeth glue in the wound and use an office stapler. You'll be okay, with no problems with moving, breathing or living. Even at the end, don't consider looking for paramedic attention .
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                      Posted, 22nd December 2013
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                      Dredd 3D
                      Dredd can change his voice tone from austian accent of Terminator to crimefighting accent of a giant bat.
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                        Posted, 22nd December 2013
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                        Dredd 3D
                        Judge Dredd in this movie is probably bound to keep his helmet on all the time, so you must wait for the ending credits to find out, who was the actor. For part of the movie, I thought it is just a mouth with no face above.
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                        • 27th December 2013 by hustyx
                          Wow, thanks for the update. I was never really into Dredd comic books, so yeah, that was a bit confusing to me.
                        • 23rd December 2013 by Creamlord666
                          He was indeed bound to do so since Judge Dredd never took his helmet of in the comics and the shitstorm after Stallone couldn't resist to show his "pretty" face was to big to ignore for the revival.
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                        Posted, 22nd December 2013
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                        Dredd 3D
                        If you enter a building on a bright sunny day, you might lose track of time and when you escape to a skatepark, it will be a winter night already.
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                          Posted, 22nd December 2013
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                          Dredd 3D
                          If there is a shooting from miniguns, still feel obliged to push a cart with plastic bottles instead of, say, running for your life. Recycling before living.
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                            Posted, 22nd December 2013
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                            Dredd 3D
                            Sarah Connor has lost it completely this time.
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                              Posted, 22nd December 2013
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                              Harry Potter And The Prisoner of Azkaban
                              If you are a supposed maniac and escaped convict, but you personally know you are innocent, still behave like maniac including doing violent actions, haunting teenagers and giggling like the Joker, until it's proven otherwise. Then you can start acting as a normal friendly person.
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                                Posted, 19th December 2013
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                                X2: X-Men United
                                If you have the ability to spread fire from a spark to burning the whole damn world, cry about how you can't create fire.
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                                  Posted, 19th December 2013
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                                  World War Z
                                  A little Mexican boys from appartment buildings are either infected with a serious desease, are secretly leaders of zombies, are improbable survivalists or are freaking teleportation experts. The appartment apparently had only one exit and zombs were already knocking on the door.
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                                    Posted, 14th December 2013
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                                    World War Z
                                    Military knives can turn into lightsabers and cut off a hand in one swing from a moderately strong person, if the plot requires.
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                                      Posted, 14th December 2013
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                                      World War Z
                                      As long as they can't sense you anymore, zombies behave like "special people", even trying some dance creations when passing by you.
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                                        Posted, 12th December 2013
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                                        World War Z
                                        It's polite to put down your crowbar before entering a room full of deseases samples.
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                                          Posted, 12th December 2013
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                                          World War Z
                                          When in dormant state, zombies are twitching uncontrollably, making themselves great and unpredictible sentries.
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                                            Posted, 12th December 2013
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                                            World War Z
                                            Looks like zombies in the movie don't even want to eat flesh, as they show no desire for it. I guess they just like killing and infecting. Selfish bastards.
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                                            • 9th March 2015 by KDubbz
                                              Yeah, they only seem to bite and move on to the next. Maybe it's a chomp and chew virus.
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                                            Posted, 12th December 2013
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                                            World War Z
                                            Virologists are very lousy cargo door runners... or the one did it on purpose to save mankind from his stupidity
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                                              Posted, 12th December 2013
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                                              World War Z
                                              Lieutenant General Robert Brewster degraded to a mere captain after he was shot and died in Terminator 3.
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                                                Posted, 12th December 2013
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