Sleeping With The Enemy Having a picnic with your new boyfriend will mean you immediately need some toast the minute you walk through the door (0) Comments
Sleeping With The Enemy Standing motionless in the middle of a fun fair staring at the Ferris wheel won't cause anyone to wonder what the hell you are doing (0) Comments
Sleeping With The Enemy When removing dust sheets just waft them in the air dispersing dust all over the furniture they were originally keeping dust off (0) Comments
Sleeping With The Enemy When your fire alarm goes off after burning toast, proceed to smash it to bits with a broom rather than pressing the button to stop it with the same broom handle (0) Comments
Sleeping With The Enemy When escaping your abusive OCD husband, don't think to bury a bag ready in the sand somewhere, instead run into your pristine home covered in water and sand, then proceed to give your hair a quick trim (0) Comments
3 Days to Kill The spare wheel of a car makes the same noise as that of a bound and gagged man shouting for help in your boot (trunk if you're American!) (0) Comments
