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Dracula Untold
If Dracula can block out the sun with dark clouds, why not use that skill during the 3 days you have to kill your enemy's advancing army instead of waiting until night.
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  • 29th November 2014 by walkerreuben
    It's quite likely that his ability to control the clouds was only given after he drank the blood. As the main battle scenes happened at night, and just before sunrise, there's no demonstration of this ability before then. Other supporting facts include the fact that he's vulnerable to sunlight and silver the whole time, but the cross only takes effect after he becomes a full vampire, which suggests more changes than it just becoming permanent.
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Posted, 5th October 2014
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Dracula Untold
The Turks have really good hairdressing skills
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    Posted, 5th October 2014
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    Dracula Untold
    You can save your people who will then be ungrateful, panic and try to burn you, then if you survive that, they will be ok about it again.
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      Posted, 5th October 2014
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      Dracula Untold
      If you turn your friends into vampires, they will help you get revenge then try to eat your child
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        Posted, 5th October 2014
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        Dracula Untold
        Why not take all your vampire mates to kill you enemy who has kidnapped your son instead of fighting him alone in a sea of silver coins
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          Posted, 5th October 2014
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          Dracula Untold
          Soldiers can kidnap a young boy and be back down in the valley with him quicker than it takes Dracula to jump after his falling wife.
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            Posted, 5th October 2014
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            Dracula Untold
            Its easy to climb up a perilous mountainside to a cave whilst wearing an oversized cape.
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              Posted, 5th October 2014
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              Dracula Untold
              There’s nothing more deadly than a suit with a dragon on it.
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                Posted, 5th October 2014
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                Dracula Untold
                Falling from a great height and hitting a rocky floor is apparently survivable, at least for a few minutes.
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                  Posted, 5th October 2014
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                  Dracula Untold
                  If your wife dies, just wait a 1000 years and she will return looking exactly the same.
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                    Posted, 5th October 2014
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                    Dracula Untold
                    The landscape of Translyvania’s mountain region is remarkably wide and flat – handy for several thousand soldiers to march 100 abreast.
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                      Posted, 5th October 2014
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                      Dracula Untold
                      Blindfolding your army makes them better soldiers.
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                        Die Another Day
                        Remember to travel light if you sports car is full of missiles.
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                          Posted, 10th September 2014
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                          Die Another Day
                          Ice Palaces are warmer than you think, go ahead and wear that backless cocktail dress, flimsy leather outfit or a basic suit.
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                            Posted, 10th September 2014
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                            Die Another Day
                            Always ensure your intruder alert warning is in the biggest font possible.
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                              Posted, 10th September 2014
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                              Die Another Day
                              The enemy foiled yet again by 2 people kissing.
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                                Posted, 10th September 2014
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                                Die Another Day
                                You're invisible car will not be heard by anyone, even if you pull up right behind them.
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                                  Posted, 10th September 2014
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                                  Die Another Day
                                  Only perform a backwards dive to escape a dangerous situation once you have disrobed.
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                                    Posted, 10th September 2014
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                                    Die Another Day
                                    Laser torture devices haven't advanced since Goldfinger's era, yep they're still just as slow.
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                                      Posted, 10th September 2014
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                                      Die Another Day
                                      Miranda Frost can show disdain for Bond's reputation but what the hell, have random sex with him anyway.
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                                        Posted, 10th September 2014
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                                        Into the Storm
                                        Before starting the big clean up, always be sure to give your dog a bath so they look fresh and clean.
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                                          Posted, 7th September 2014
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                                          Into the Storm
                                          When you gotta hustle in a school bus to get away from the giant tornado, be sure to drive really slowly down the road in procession.
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                                            Posted, 7th September 2014
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                                            Into the Storm
                                            Having 4 grounding spikes attached to your armoured car is enough to anchor you in a wild tornado despite the fact they only go a few inches into the ground whilst trees and trucks are being whipped up into the air around you.
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                                              Posted, 7th September 2014
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                                              Into the Storm
                                              Small american towns are actually quite big.
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                                                Posted, 7th September 2014
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                                                Into the Storm
                                                You can have a meterology degree and still not know a thing about tornadoes until its announced on the news.
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                                                  Posted, 7th September 2014
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