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Happening, The
This movie scared me so much I may never mow the lawn again!
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    Posted, 21st July 2014
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    Happening, The
    Because in the eternal war of plants versus animals, plants have finally figured out mankind's weakness . . . his innate desire to commit suicide. That should go well for the tree population . . . I mean its not like we could . . . you know . . . burn them all to the ground as a precautionary measure.
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      Happening, The
      M Night Shyamalan wanted "The Happening" to be better appreciated. Thus he made such crap afterwards like THE LAST AIRBENDER, DEVIL, AFTER EARTH, etc . . . to make it look good in comparison!
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        Oblivion
        No matter how butthurt you may be over your partner's hanging out with another woman, when Sally asks you if you are still an effective team . . . . you say YESSSSS!!!!
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          Posted, 15th July 2014
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          Oblivion
          Why do all the drones stop killing as soon as the TET explodes? Does that mean that the gliders the Jack's used will also not work? What about the power to the super luxurious Jack and Victoria habitats placed high in the sky around the world? Climbing down is going to be a real b*tch!!!
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            Oblivion
            If you are Julia you can pretty much sleep with any clone on the planet and it wouldn't be cheating. Boring perhaps . . . but not cheating.
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              Oblivion
              If you are a super alien intelligence and want water . . . why not hit up all those moons with large ice deposits or asteroids with ice before invading the one planet with water that has an intelligent population with the technology to fight back . . . wouldn't the alternatives be easier? Maybe "super intelligent" is not the correct description after all.
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                Jurassic Park
                T-Rex's don't like lawyers either . . . . except maybe for an occasional snack.
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                  Prometheus
                  You know what would be a great invention for humans to have in the Alien universe? Instead of all these humanoid android robots . . . just make some robot robots. You know, the kind that simply takes orders and does what they are told. Maybe you can armor and arm one of those for security too. I bet they would be more accurate, durable and deadly than a bunch of expendable security goons.
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                    Prometheus
                    The Engineers had high hopes for the humans. That's why they kept leaving maps. "Hey if you guys ever get the chance, you should come visit our biotech weapons research facility in this star system over here. You better hurry though . . . in case we change our minds and decide to just annihilate your entire species. Laterz!!!"
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                      Prometheus
                      It's no wonder the Engineer was so pissed at Shaw. After those damn humans crashed his ship his space vehicle insurance would likely go through the roof! Not to mention he was probably behind the last 2000 years of premium payments.
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                        Prometheus
                        Alien spaceships don't follow the same laws of physics as human ships do. When one is flying away and has to be caught but another ship that strikes it from behind (pushing it in the same direction it is going) it will inevitably come crashing down a few miles in the opposite direction . . . . where the two surviving human females just happen to have also landed. Talk about your bad luck!
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                          World War Z
                          Apparently zombies can detect the difference between a human and a zombie through some uncanny ability. But apparently that only works if they see you first. Otherwise you can sneak by them without alerting their special "zombiesense".
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                            World War Z
                            Zombies are attracted to humans through sound, smell, etc. Unless there is a chain link fence between you and the zombie of course. Because none of the infected zombies in the WHO lab seemed to care that there was a town full of people right next to them who were not infected yet right outside the fence.
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                              World War Z
                              When creating a temporary government on a naval fleet make sure you are as far into the ocean away from land as possible. That way your helicopters will burn through their fuel at a much faster rate on their trips inland. Aircraft fuel is made from saltwater right???
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                                World War Z
                                Zombies can be killed by bullet damage but falling from a 200 foot wall onto the ground, concrete, or parked vehicles slows them down about as much as being hit by a water balloon.
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                                  World War Z
                                  It is lucky that Brad Pitt figured out that the zombies won't eat sick people, because all the terminally ill people that would have shown up simply walking unmolested through hordes of zombies to safe havens . . . probably wouldn't tip anyone off.
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                                    World War Z
                                    Zombies are racist against the terminally ill.
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                                      Pacific Rim
                                      Building a giant wall around all the world's cities to protect humanity is a great idea that everyone is happy with . . . except for all the people who live outside the cities or work as sailors. What was the main theory at work here, that the Kaiju would die of boredom?
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                                        Pacific Rim
                                        The interdimensional portal activates both ways for the Kadju in case any of them destroyed the humans but then wanted to come back home afterwards . . . and retire or something.
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                                          After Earth
                                          Despite this weird random climate where it can be warm one minute and freezing the next . . . the planet's immobile vegetation has evolved to survive and even thrive in it. Plants can freeze and still be alive when they thaw the next morning. Suck it animals! Who's the higher life form now mammals?!?!
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                                            Riddick
                                            It is a good thing that when they were building that Merc co-op station that it never rained. Otherwise there could have been real problems for the construction crew (like being eaten by mud monsters)!!!
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                                              Noah
                                              The Pre-Noah earth was an early industrial society capable of strip mining, building concrete structures and forming industrial pipes . . . but transportation was all by foot . . . even if you were the king. So who carried all the sh*t they were mining back to the cities??? The Rock Monsters?
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                                                Godzilla (2014)
                                                When transporting nuclear weapons around the best means of transport is a train. Because trains cannot change their path of travel and are entirely reliant on a system of tracks that . . . if destroyed . . . give the train the effective mobility of a giant paperweight.
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                                                  Edge of Tommorow
                                                  In the future, claymore mines will not longer have a separate detonator. Just hold and press a button. And when taping it to the chest of your battle armor . . . disregard the 16 meter backblast area. It's more of a friendly guideline than safety issue.
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