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Alive
Even though you could simply walk (or sled) to safety, it's better to be lazy, and sit and wait for several months and let several of your people starve to death.
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    Posted, 26th July 2014
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    Alive
    It's okay to eat someone's sister, even if you promised them you wouldn't.
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      Posted, 26th July 2014
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      Star Trek: First Contact
      Despite never having seen a starship from the outside, it's totally possible for a woman from centuries in the past to know exactly what sort of sculptures the captain broke.
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        Posted, 22nd July 2014
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        League of Extraordinary Gentlemen
        Waiting until your target is as far away as possible gives you the best chance of hitting it.
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          Posted, 22nd July 2014
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          Oblivion
          Obnoxious Yankee fans will still exist after the alien apocalypse.
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            Posted, 22nd July 2014
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            Grease
            No one will notice an illegal car race if it is conducted in an aqueduct.
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              Posted, 22nd July 2014
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              Ender's Game
              It's a good idea to put an important military base on a planet that may or may not still be home to your alien enemies.
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                Posted, 22nd July 2014
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                Ender's Game
                Diving your spaceship toward a planet and then blowing it up will have no negative effect whatsoever on your spaceship.
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                • 27th September 2014 by kvn8907
                  I think you missed that. That was a suicide mission. The main cannon and all the ships around it were destroyed, and it was only the ships farther back that were remote controlling them that weren't destroyed.
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                Posted, 22nd July 2014
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                Ender's Game
                Wagering the existence of the entire human race on the abilities of one twelve-year-old is a good idea.
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                • 6th August 2014 by catmunch1
                  It would be better than the leader we have now!
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                Posted, 22nd July 2014
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                Ender's Game
                If you have dreams about your sister, it's probably just aliens trying to contact you.
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                  Posted, 22nd July 2014
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                  Ender's Game
                  50-plus years of studying an alien race may still not reveal that the beings are psychic.
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                    Posted, 22nd July 2014
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                    Ender's Game
                    Creators of a video game may not know how certain elements in the game got in there.
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                      Posted, 22nd July 2014
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                      Ender's Game
                      If you are smaller than everyone else, it is not a good idea to become a bully.
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                        Posted, 22nd July 2014
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                        Ender's Game
                        Any simulation you take part in may actually be a remote-controlled version of the real thing.
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                          Posted, 22nd July 2014
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