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The Lego Batman Movie
Killer Croc actually did something.
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    Posted, 25th February 2017
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    The Lego Batman Movie
    If you want to make the world a better place, take a look at yourself and make a change. Hoooo. Batman said that.
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      Posted, 25th February 2017
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      The Lego Batman Movie
      Who always pays their taxes? Not Batman!
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        The Lego Batman Movie
        All movies start with a black screen and scary edgy music, to make parents and studio executives nervous.
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          The Lego Batman Movie
          The password is "Iron Man sucks".
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            The Lego Batman Movie
            There's only one seat in the Batmobile because Batman only has one butt.
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              The Lego Batman Movie
              Getting the bad guys to catch some other bad guys? That's a terrible idea.
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                Posted, 25th February 2017
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                The Lego Batman Movie
                Batman's been through some weird phases over the years. 2016, 2012, 2008, 2005, 1997, 1995, 1992, 1989, and that really weird one in 1966.
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                  Deadpool
                  Some of the best love stories start out with a murder. And that's exactly what this is. A love story.
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                    Posted, 29th July 2016
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                    Deadpool
                    You don't need to be a hero to get the girl. The right girl will bring out the hero in you.
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                      Posted, 29th July 2016
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                      Captain America: Civil War
                      It makes a lot of sense to bring a teenager into a huge battle and then a few minutes later tell him to stop fighting before he gets hurt.
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                        Posted, 27th June 2016
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                        Captain America: Civil War
                        Finally somebody aims for Captain America's legs.
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                          Posted, 27th June 2016
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                          Deadpool
                          Wade isn't a hero. He's a bad guy who gets paid to kill worse guys.
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                            Posted, 27th June 2016
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                            Deadpool
                            Wearing a Hugh Jackman mask under your own superhero mask will not impair your vision during a sword fight.
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                              Posted, 27th June 2016
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                              Deadpool
                              When a giant abandoned airship in a scrapyard mysteriously tips over, nobody outside the scrapyard will hear it or come to investigate how it happened.
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                                Posted, 27th June 2016
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                                Deadpool
                                Being a teenage girl involves long silences, followed by mean comments, followed by more silence.
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                                  Posted, 27th June 2016
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                                  Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2: Out Of The Shadows
                                  Getting pizza on your Nikes is a typical night in New York.
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                                    Posted, 22nd June 2016
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                                    Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2: Out Of The Shadows
                                    Donatello seems to be much skinnier than he was in the first movie. Maybe he gives all his pizza to Mikey.
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                                      Posted, 16th June 2016
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                                      Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2: Out Of The Shadows
                                      You can join a parade by climbing out of a manhole and nobody will find it weird.
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                                        Posted, 16th June 2016
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                                        Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2: Out Of The Shadows
                                        When a giant portal opens up over New York, almost everyone will pause to take pictures instead of running.
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                                          Posted, 16th June 2016
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                                          Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2: Out Of The Shadows
                                          The movie doesn't need to explain who Krang is, or where he came from, or why he wants to take over the world.
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                                            Posted, 16th June 2016
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                                            Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2: Out Of The Shadows
                                            Raphael is like a big cuddly teddy bear. If they were incredibly violent.
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                                              Posted, 16th June 2016
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                                              Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2: Out Of The Shadows
                                              Getting transformed into a giant warthog or rhino doesn't affect your ability to talk.
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                                                Posted, 16th June 2016
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                                                Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2: Out Of The Shadows
                                                Police stations have ventilation shafts big enough for a pair of giant mutant turtles to sneak through.
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                                                  Posted, 16th June 2016
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                                                  Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2: Out Of The Shadows
                                                  Vanilla Ice can still find his way into a Turtles movie.
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                                                    Posted, 16th June 2016
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