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Fantastic Four (2015)
Dr. Doom looks like a crash-test dummy.
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Captain America: Civil War
Spider-Man admits he needs to work on his superhero landing.
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  • 18th May 2016 by Footballfan
    Yay superhero landing! They're really hard on the knees.
Transformers
Even if you're a super-advanced alien robot, getting shot in the nards hurts.
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Monsters, Inc
It's impossible to get a reservation at HarryHausens.
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Chicken Run
It's nice to get a little time to yourself.
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  • 7th February 2015 by Footballfan
    Even if you're in solitary confinement.
Toy Story 2
Zurg is Buzz's father.
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Valiant
Bugsy can burp every letter except Q.
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  • 2nd February 2015 by Footballfan
    He said "every letter, not just Q"
Batman Returns
You would think that after throwing Selina a good 30/40 stories from a window, Shreck would immediately go down there to dispose of the body. Even the Gotham City Police Department isn't stupid enough not to look at the body, look up at the shattered window, and put two and two together.
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  • 18th January 2015 by Footballfan
    He did walk away from the window after he pushed her, maybe she was awoken before he had time to reach her.
The Dead Pool
Car chases can involve a RC car.
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  • 5th November 2014 by Footballfan
    Toy Story did it better.
  • 5th November 2014 by zikzak393
    It's also very easy to drive a car and a remote controlled car at the same time.
Man of Steel
It has been proven that a Superman film can be made without either Kryptonite or Lex Luthor.
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  • 5th November 2014 by Footballfan
    I saw it all right.
  • 17th June 2013 by agentdc7
    Anyone notice the Lexcorp Oil truck?
Thomas and the Magic Railroad
The best way to delay and distract your arch enemy is to ring a bell. It'll make him stupid enough to destroy the building he's in, trapping himself and his henchmen inside.
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  • 16th October 2014 by Footballfan
    And he'll even be stupid enough to claim he meant to do it.
Monsters, Inc
Yak milk is very nutritious.
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  • 9th October 2014 by Footballfan
    Once you pick the hairs out.
Cars
Apparantly, in the Cars Universe a racecar can intentionally cause major accidents during a race that are obvious to everyone twice and still get away with it.
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  • 18th September 2014 by Footballfan
    At least he got found out at the end of the movie when he caused The King to crash.
Nutty Professor, The
If you feel a sudden sharp pain in your back its probably because you stepped on your own titty.
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Blades of Glory
Night is a very dark time for Chazz.
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  • 16th September 2014 by Footballfan
    It's dark for everyone, moron.
Hot Fuzz
An explosion that levels an entire brick police station will leave everyone in the station alive.
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  • 25th August 2014 by Footballfan
    The guy trapped by the landmine died.

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