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Nightmare Before Christmas, The
It takes a genius to turn an old rat into a most delightful hat.
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    Posted, 12th December 2015
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    Nightmare Before Christmas, The
    It only takes the length of a short musical number to come up with a plan to kidnap Santa Claus.
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      Posted, 12th December 2015
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      Nightmare Before Christmas, The
      Life's no fun without a good scare.
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        Posted, 8th December 2015
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        Nightmare Before Christmas, The
        Just because you're an elected official, that doesn't mean you can make decisions by yourself.
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          Posted, 8th December 2015
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          Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
          A single father who has a great talent at making improv song and dance routines would rather spend his time building inventions that don't work.
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            Posted, 8th December 2015
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            Rango
            Metaphors can break your spleen.
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              Posted, 24th November 2015
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              Blades of Glory
              Naturally, the country that came up with a deadly ice skating move would be North Korea.
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                Posted, 2nd November 2015
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                Blades of Glory
                Being drunk while working on a children's show won't get you fired if you look good doing it.
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                  Posted, 2nd November 2015
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                  Blades of Glory
                  Nobody knows what Lady Hump means, but it's provocative and it gets people going.
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                    Posted, 2nd November 2015
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                    Blades of Glory
                    A nine year old boy with a thirty five year old girlfriend might sound troubled to some people.
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                      Posted, 2nd November 2015
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                      Nightmare Before Christmas, The
                      Dropping a guillotine on a pumpkin will cause it to break into three pieces, somehow.
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                        Posted, 28th October 2015
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                        Epic Movie
                        The writers don't realise that when you make a parody of epic movies, the movies in question should actually be epic.
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                          Posted, 27th October 2015
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                          Epic Movie
                          Hahahaha!! You get it? He thinks he's eating chocolate but it's actually shit!! Best joke in any movie ever!!
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                            Posted, 27th October 2015
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                            Epic Movie
                            Crispin Glover's movie career must have taken a real dive at some point.
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                              Posted, 27th October 2015
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                              Mask, The
                              When you wear the Mask, you can make anything come out of thin air, like a sledgehammer or a machine gun. But when you need a few hundred dollars, you need to rob a bank.
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                                Posted, 27th October 2015
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                                Mask, The
                                Tell Scarlet he DOES give a damn.
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                                  Posted, 27th October 2015
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                                  Mask, The
                                  You can change a guy's clothes by spinning him in circles and nobody will question how you did it.
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                                    Posted, 27th October 2015
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                                    The Master of Disguise
                                    You can kill the bad guy just by pushing him into a pool.
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                                      Posted, 27th October 2015
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                                      The Master of Disguise
                                      Fabrizio is so good at disguising that he can turn himself into a 2002 Bo Derek even though the year is 1977.
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                                        Posted, 27th October 2015
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                                        The Master of Disguise
                                        A full sized man can disguise himself as a pie.
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                                          Posted, 27th October 2015
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                                          The Master of Disguise
                                          Apparently Donkey from the Shrek movies was voiced by Gary Coleman.
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                                            Posted, 27th October 2015
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                                            The Master of Disguise
                                            There's not a chance he's gonna get that thing stuck in his oesophagus.
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                                              Posted, 3rd October 2015
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                                              The Master of Disguise
                                              I'm not sure the little kids who watched this movie totally understood the Scarface reference.
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                                                Posted, 3rd October 2015
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                                                The Master of Disguise
                                                Going to a turtle club does not mean you have to go there dressed as a turtle.
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                                                  Posted, 3rd October 2015
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                                                  The Master of Disguise
                                                  Scooby Doo was computer generated.
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                                                    Posted, 3rd October 2015
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