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The Master of Disguise
You know it's bad when the tagline for the movie is funnier than the movie itself.
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    Posted, 3rd October 2015
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    The Master of Disguise
    Bruce Willis' hairpiece from Die Hard 2 is a national treasure.
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      Posted, 3rd October 2015
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      The Master of Disguise
      The grandfather cannot help the son find his kidnapped parents because the plot demands it.
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        Posted, 3rd October 2015
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        The Master of Disguise
        It takes a comedy genius like Dana Carvey to write a scene where a guy repeats the word turtle over and over.
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          Posted, 3rd October 2015
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          The Master of Disguise
          When you need to disguise yourself so that you can find information about the bad guy, make sure you disguise yourself as various pop culture characters instead of blending in with the crowd.
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            Posted, 3rd October 2015
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            The Master of Disguise
            Cocktail waiters have little wieners and tiny nuts.
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              Pixels
              There are still people out there willing to give Adam Sandler movies a chance. And this is what we get.
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                Posted, 16th September 2015
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                Reservoir Dogs
                If you shoot somebody in your dreams, you'd better apologise anyway.
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                  Posted, 16th September 2015
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                  Reservoir Dogs
                  Cops are not normal people.
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                    Posted, 16th September 2015
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                    Reservoir Dogs
                    It's possible to slice someone's ear off and not get a single drop of blood on the blade.
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                      Posted, 16th September 2015
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                      Reservoir Dogs
                      Mr Blonde's personal favourite song is Stuck In The Middle With You.
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                        Posted, 16th September 2015
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                        Son of the Mask
                        A pregant mother can't feel her baby breakdancing and shaking maracas inside her womb.
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                          Posted, 16th September 2015
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                          Son of the Mask
                          Loki just happened to be hanging around inside the museum before he found out the mask was on display.
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                            Posted, 16th September 2015
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                            Son of the Mask
                            A museum tour guide won't find anything about a guy's face turning green weird.
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                              Posted, 16th September 2015
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                              Son of the Mask
                              This movie was four times more expensive to make than the first movie. No, really.
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                                Posted, 16th September 2015
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                                Son of the Mask
                                A baby with superpowers will use them to drive his dad insane, but when the bad guy tries to kill them both, the baby will inexplicably protect him.
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                                  Posted, 16th September 2015
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                                  Son of the Mask
                                  Even though Odin took all of Loki's powers away, Loki can still summon him two minutes later to ask for his powers back.
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                                    Posted, 16th September 2015
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                                    A Million Ways To Die In The West
                                    People die at the fair.
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                                      Posted, 15th September 2015
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                                      Son of the Mask
                                      You can show sperm in a kid's movie as long as it's green sperm with a face.
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                                        Posted, 26th August 2015
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                                        Son of the Mask
                                        Some grown men like to play Gameboy while their wife is talking about having a baby.
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                                          Posted, 26th August 2015
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                                          Son of the Mask
                                          Bubbles are not covered by insurance.
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                                            Posted, 26th August 2015
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                                            Son of the Mask
                                            It was cool to see the dog wearing the mask. Oh wait, that already happened in the first movie.
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                                              Posted, 26th August 2015
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                                              Son of the Mask
                                              Physics and logic completely disappear when someone puts the mask on.
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                                                Posted, 26th August 2015
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                                                Son of the Mask
                                                The only character to return from the first movie is the only one we didn't want.
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                                                  Posted, 26th August 2015
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                                                  Son of the Mask
                                                  It might be a fake mask, but it's a good fake mask.
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                                                    Posted, 26th August 2015
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