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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2: Out Of The Shadows
Raphael, the most badass of the four turtles, gets scared to jump out of a plane for some reason.
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    Posted, 16th June 2016
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    Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2: Out Of The Shadows
    You thought Michelangelo was annoying in the first movie? Wait until you see Bebop and Rocksteady.
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      Posted, 16th June 2016
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      Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2: Out Of The Shadows
      Only one person realises how ridiculous it is to keep shotguns in the front of the truck and the ammunition in the back.
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        Posted, 16th June 2016
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        Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2: Out Of The Shadows
        When in doubt, just do what Vin Diesel would do.
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          Posted, 16th June 2016
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          Bee Movie
          Sting has never been stung. Nor has he ever been a police officer.
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            Posted, 10th June 2016
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            Bee Movie
            Jerry Seinfeld should write more movies for children.
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              Bee Movie
              Ray Liotta is no longer a goodfella. He's a bad fella.
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                Bee Movie
                Humans are very picky about how clear their windshields are, any mosquito will tell you.
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                  Bee Movie
                  Sometimes cows feel like nothing more than a piece of meat.
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                    Bee Movie
                    Eating with chopsticks is not a skill worthy enough to put on a resume.
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                      Bee Movie
                      According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. It's wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway, because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
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                        Posted, 10th June 2016
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                        Bee Movie
                        Bees have never afraid to change the world. I mean, what about Bee Columbus, Bee Ghandi, Bee-Jesus?
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                          Posted, 10th June 2016
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                          Bee Movie
                          It's easy for a mosquito to become a lawyer. They're already a blood sucking parasite, just give them a briefcase and they're ready to go.
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                            Posted, 10th June 2016
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                            Bee Movie
                            There's a Larry King in the bee world too. He has suspenders, a desk, a TV show, different color lights behind him, and a marquee at the bottom of the screen saying what was just said even though you just heard him. And he's very Jewish.
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                              Posted, 10th June 2016
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                              The World's End
                              Repeatedly hitting your head on a wall proves you're a human. And it also proves you're stupid.
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                                Posted, 8th June 2016
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                                The World's End
                                If ten people enter a public bathroom and not one exits in the next five minutes, there's only one possibilty. Gay loving.
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                                  Posted, 8th June 2016
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                                  The World's End
                                  The Bible was not written by Alexandre Dumas. It was written by Jesus.
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                                    Posted, 8th June 2016
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                                    The World's End
                                    Some bartenders really mean it when they tell a teenager that they're barred for life.
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                                      Posted, 8th June 2016
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                                      The World's End
                                      Someone who hasn't had a drink in 16 years must be thirsty.
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                                        Posted, 8th June 2016
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                                        The World's End
                                        You can't get a band together if you sell the guitar to buy drugs.
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                                          Posted, 8th June 2016
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                                          Captain America: Civil War
                                          Never take Tony Stark's Rhodey.
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                                            Posted, 8th June 2016
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                                            Captain America: Civil War
                                            War Machine's electric baton won't kill you, but it certainly won't tickle either.
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                                              Posted, 8th June 2016
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                                              Captain America: Civil War
                                              If Ant Man joins you in battle, bring some orange slices.
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                                                Posted, 8th June 2016
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                                                Captain America: Civil War
                                                The Empire Strikes Back is a really old movie.
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                                                  Posted, 8th June 2016
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                                                  Mad Max: Fury Road
                                                  It's practical to stick your prisoner right in front of the windshield so he blocks the driver's view.
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                                                    Posted, 27th May 2016
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