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Snakes On A Plane
A flight simulator is not the same as a video game.
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    Posted, 25th May 2016
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    Snakes On A Plane
    You'd be surprised at what a man can do with one hand. Like fly a plane.
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      Posted, 25th May 2016
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      Snakes On A Plane
      If one of the plane circuits get tripped, it'll go down faster than a Thai hooker.
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        Posted, 25th May 2016
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        Snakes On A Plane
        Some microwaves have a button labeled Snake because it's a movie about snakes.
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          Posted, 25th May 2016
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          Snakes On A Plane
          He has had it with these motherf**king snakes on this motherf**king plane!
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            Posted, 25th May 2016
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            Snakes On A Plane
            A python that swallows a man whole will still retain its original size when it falls out of the plane later.
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              Posted, 25th May 2016
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              Snakes On A Plane
              In terms of scientific inaccuracy, this movie gives Michael Bay's Armageddon a run for it's money.
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                Posted, 25th May 2016
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                The Jungle Book
                King Louie will randomly start singing halfway through a conversation just to remind you of that song from the original movie.
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                  Posted, 25th May 2016
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                  The Jungle Book
                  Obese giant monkeys can be very agile if they're angry enough.
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                    A Million Ways To Die In The West
                    Seth Macfarlane remembers Abe Lincoln a little differently.
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                      Posted, 25th May 2016
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                      Captain America: Civil War
                      The tiny dude is now big.
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                        Posted, 23rd May 2016
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                        Captain America: Civil War
                        Falling hundreds of feet out of the sky will only paralyse War Machine instead of killing him.
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                          Posted, 22nd May 2016
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                          Captain America: Civil War
                          Be careful when you tell the enemy that they'll have to go through you. It might actually happen.
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                            Posted, 22nd May 2016
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                            Captain America: Civil War
                            General Ross has copies of The Avengers, Winter Soldier and Age of Ultron so he can show them to the Avengers whenever they mess up.
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                            • 21st May 2016 by agentdc7
                              That's exactly what I was thinking when he was about to review the footage with them. Though at least the filmmakers were decent enough to give us POVs. Could be B roll footage.
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                            Posted, 20th May 2016
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                            Captain America: Civil War
                            Never trust a Stark.
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                              Posted, 18th May 2016
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                              Thunderpants
                              A boy can be tied up in the playground with every other student crowded around him and no teachers will intervene.
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                                Posted, 18th May 2016
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                                Thunderpants
                                Ron Weasley and Goyle originally went to a different school.
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                                  Posted, 18th May 2016
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                                  Thunderpants
                                  You can never go wrong with friendship, a gift and a genius.
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                                    Posted, 18th May 2016
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                                    Thunderpants
                                    Farts will eventually drive a mother to become an alcoholic.
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                                      Posted, 18th May 2016
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                                      Thunderpants
                                      It's very convenient that a boy who can't stop farting will end up in class with a boy who can't smell.
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                                        Posted, 18th May 2016
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                                        Thunderpants
                                        A mother with a son who can't stop farting will wait until he's a teenager before consulting a doctor.
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                                          Posted, 18th May 2016
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                                          Thunderpants
                                          Everything in this movie is green.
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                                            Posted, 18th May 2016
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                                            Thunderpants
                                            You can sing with your arse.
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                                              Posted, 18th May 2016
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                                              Looney Tunes: Back In Action
                                              Yosemite Sam knows who he's been assigned to take out, but he'll still sit down and play cards with him instead of doing his job.
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                                                Posted, 18th May 2016
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                                                Looney Tunes: Back In Action
                                                You can never have a scene set in space without shoving a Star Wars reference in there.
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                                                  Posted, 18th May 2016
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