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Star Wars: The Force Awakens
In a galaxy far far away, people speak with American, British and Scottish accents.
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    A Million Ways To Die In The West
    Remember Doc Brown from Back To The Future? Here he is. There's no joke, it's just funny that he's there.
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      A Million Ways To Die In The West
      Hey Seth, if you get a celebrity to cameo in your movie, maybe give them something funny to do?
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        A Million Ways To Die In The West
        Should be titled ''A Million Ways To Tell The Same Three Jokes''.
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          Cars
          In Opposite World, ''No thank you'' means ''Thank you''.
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            Cars
            It's legal to stick your tongue out during a race so that you can reach the finish line an inch sooner.
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              Cars
              McQueen can easily pass everyone in a race if they aren't a main character.
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                Deadpool
                There's a joke about a one legged man in an ass kicking contest.
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                  Emperor's New Groove, The
                  Yzma is proof that dinosaurs once walked the earth.
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                    Emperor's New Groove, The
                    Nobody knows what that thing is in Yzma's teeth, or how long it has been there.
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                      Emperor's New Groove, The
                      Yzma's face has a habit of turning purple.
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                        Emperor's New Groove, The
                        It doesn't matter if mouth to mouth is not a kiss. It's still disgusting.
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                          Emperor's New Groove, The
                          When two people fall down a huge waterfall, only one will be knocked unconscious.
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                            Monsters University
                            Some universities accept students who are taller than any of the buildings on campus.
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                              Monsters University
                              Librarians are allowed to throw students out the window for making the slightest noise.
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                                Monsters University
                                You can lay on the floor like a bear rug and nobody will recognize you.
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                                  Monsters University
                                  None of the staff on campus objected to letting the students paste every wall and ground with a strange photograph.
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                                    Monsters University
                                    Be sure to bring an important personal object into the classroom where it can easily be knocked over.
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                                      Jurrasic World
                                      A bird's foot looks very alike to a dinosaur's foot.
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                                        Jurrasic World
                                        A theme park that builds and showcases dinosaurs will still have crappy phone reception.
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                                          Jurrasic World
                                          Jimmy Fallon still isn't funny.
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                                            Furious 7
                                            They gave The Rock the same treatment as Paul Giamatti in Amazing Spider-Man 2 by cramming him into the beginning and end of the movie so they could put his name on a poster.
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                                              Furious 7
                                              If you stand on top of a parking garage and stomp your foot really hard, the whole thing will collapse.
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                                                Furious 7
                                                They made Roman fall out of the plane only to tell him once he landed that they don't need him.
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                                                  Furious 7
                                                  All of Dom's crew endlessly destroy cars, beat people up and presumably kill them, but he still insists they aren't killers.
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