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Furious 7
When you have the perfect opportunity to push someone out of the back of a bus to his death, ignore that opportunity and just pull him back so he can fight you.
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    Furious 7
    You know the funny thing about street fights? The street always wins.
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      Furious 7
      Cars don't fly.
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        Deadpool
        Superhero landings are really hard on the knees.
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          Deadpool
          Some movies can make fun of superhero cliches while still using those same cliches.
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            Deadpool
            Have a protein bar before you go to fight Deadpool. It will make your bones stronger before he breaks them.
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              Star Wars: The Force Awakens
              They found Luke's first lightsaber. The one he dropped when Vader cut his hand off 30 years ago. And they somehow knew it was his.
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                Star Wars: The Force Awakens
                It's 2016 and we're still using the Wilhelm scream.
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                  Star Wars: The Force Awakens
                  R2-D2 was left with a sheet covering him so his reveal would be even more dramatic.
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                    Star Wars: The Force Awakens
                    Kylo found his grandfather's old mask somehow and decided to keep it for some reason.
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                      Star Wars: The Force Awakens
                      7 movies in and there still aren't any railings to prevent people from falling to their death.
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                        Deadpool
                        Avacados can have sex with older avacados.
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                          Deadpool
                          Men made completely out of steel can be choked.
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                            Deadpool
                            Bullets usually come with numbers imprinted on them so you can count how many you have left.
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                              Deadpool
                              It can get lonesome riding in the back of a cab.
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                                Deadpool
                                In the midst of a car crash, it's possible to tea bag one bad guy and give a wedgie to another.
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                                  Captain America: Civil War
                                  Two Avengers will inexplicably pause during a huge battle to acknowledge that they both come from New York, even though they're on different sides.
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                                    Goodfellas
                                    They call him Jimmy Two-Times because he always says everything twice.
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                                      Postman Pat - The Movie
                                      Postman Pat hates his own theme tune.
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                                        Postman Pat - The Movie
                                        There needs to be hundreds of Pat robots but for some reason there's only one cat robot.
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                                          Captain America: Civil War
                                          Falcon is not willing to move his seat forward for Bucky.
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                                          • 17th May 2016 by FilmSavvy
                                            Because, as Peggy Carter said, your job is to plant yourself like a tree by the river of truth, and tell the whole world "No, you move."
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                                          The Jungle Book
                                          It's possible to survive being buried under an entire collapsing temple.
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                                            Posted, 6th May 2016
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                                            The Jungle Book
                                            Waste time telling your prey how his father died before you attempt to eat him.
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                                              Captain America: Civil War
                                              The Marvel logo keeps getting longer and longer.
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                                                Posted, 3rd May 2016
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                                                Captain America: Civil War
                                                While fighting a deadly assassin with a metal arm, be sure to tell him how cool it is.
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                                                  Posted, 3rd May 2016
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