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Captain America: Civil War
General Ross has copies of The Avengers, Winter Soldier and Age of Ultron so he can show them to the Avengers whenever they mess up.
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  • 21st May 2016 by agentdc7
    That's exactly what I was thinking when he was about to review the footage with them. Though at least the filmmakers were decent enough to give us POVs. Could be B roll footage.
Captain America: Civil War
Falcon is not willing to move his seat forward for Bucky.
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  • 17th May 2016 by FilmSavvy
    Because, as Peggy Carter said, your job is to plant yourself like a tree by the river of truth, and tell the whole world "No, you move."
Captain America: Civil War
Stan Lee now works for FedEx, and he mispronounces the name of one of his own heroes.
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Falling Down
Gang members performing a drive-by shooting will hit everything except the man they're aiming for.
(1) Comments
  • 9th April 2016 by john2012
    That is because they went to the same school that teaches Storm troopers how to shoot.
Deadpool
Two mutants living in a really big house. Almost seems like the studio couldn't afford any more X-Men.
(1) Comments
  • 21st February 2016 by agentdc7
    I loved how he said that. It was exactly what I was thinking.
Deadpool
Stan Lee works in a strip club.
(1) Comments
  • 21st February 2016 by agentdc7
    So that's why we rarely see him cameo in an X-Men film.
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
X, as in "X and bacon".
(1) Comments
  • 8th December 2015 by agentdc7
    Eggs and bacon!!!!!
Kingsman: The Secret Service
One of the requirements to becoming a spy is the courage to shoot a dog.
(1) Comments
  • 29th November 2015 by john2012
    Then you stuff the dog and let him spend eternity watching you use the toilet.
Kingsman: The Secret Service
Harry is a Catholic whore who needs to visit his black, Jewish boyfriend who works in an abortion clinic.
(1) Comments
  • 20th February 2015 by FilmSavvy
    So Hail Satan, and good day.
Valiant
If you're a bird with only one leg, you're incapable of flying.
(1) Comments
  • 1st February 2015 by FilmSavvy
    He also had shrapnel in his 'poopdeck'
Transformers: Age of Extinction
Optimus is done defending the humans.
(1) Comments
  • 16th January 2015 by smartguy360
    nah not really he's such a boy scout that he'll be back
Barnyard
Both male and female cows have udders.
(1) Comments
  • 5th November 2014 by zikzak393
    At least the look like utters. Otherwise, He is very popular with the Ladies!
A Million Ways To Die In The West
Macfarlane should stick to Family Guy.
(1) Comments
  • 2nd October 2014 by john2012
    And Perverted Possessed Teddy Bears.
Spider-Man 2
Peter doesn't separate his whites from his colours.
(1) Comments
  • 9th September 2014 by Creamlord666
    Even worse - his red-and-blue costume dyed his whites red-and-blue instead of purple.

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