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Spiders
Reviewers, don't waste your valuable time thinking up long and detailed reviews of this film, please feel free to use my easy one word review. 'Excrement'.
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    Posted, 17th June 2015
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    Spiders
    Spiders eggs have yellow yolk, like a hardboiled egg for breakfast, yummy.
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      Posted, 17th June 2015
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      Spiders
      Who needs the army? All you need is a NY Transit Authority employee, a thin spikey thing, some angry shouting and a ruptured gas-line. After all half the army, a tank, a helicopter gunship and several tons of military ordnance couldn't do anything.
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        Spiders
        Getting one tank into New York City is relatively easy when it is needed to kill a giant spider, but make sure it's just one tank. We can't afford anymore.
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          Evil colonel, wait until virtually all of your squad are killed and then call for back up and don't retreat - in fact just try the same tactics that have failed early in the movie they are bound to work eventually.
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            Spiders
            Spiders know exactly what CCTV is and how it is used, and they don't like it.
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              Posted, 17th June 2015
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              Spiders
              USA military regulation haircut length seems to have got a bit lax.
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                Spiders
                Highly trained soldiers, no match for NY Transit Authority employees.
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                  Spiders
                  Forklifts, spiders hate 'em. Conventional military hardware, not so much.
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                    Spiders
                    It makes sense for a spider to chase after the prey that is free and unencumbered rather than just get the one helpless trapped in the massive web its spidey mates had built
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                      Posted, 17th June 2015
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                      Spiders
                      Mutant spider web, as previously explained, is super strong and bullet proof, yet our hero’s estranged wife can just pull it away from his foot fairly easily. Get her in the army, whomever has her will have a military advantage it would seem.
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                        Posted, 17th June 2015
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                        Spiders
                        Spiders with vocal chords, oh well, makes sense, after all they've got mouths full of teeth too.
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                          Spiders
                          Hundreds of bats. In the subway. Are you sure?
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                            If you have lightweight bullet proof material you will have a military and industrial advantage over all other nations. Well I'm convinced if no one else is....
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                              Posted, 17th June 2015
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                              Spiders
                              When two heavily armed soldiers tell you to put your hands up and come with them, say 'err, yes' then runaway. That should work out.
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                                Spiders
                                Struggle and resist men robbing you whilst they hold a pistol to your head. What could go wrong?
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                                  Posted, 17th June 2015
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                                  Spiders
                                  Strong spider web is apparently more formidable and valuable as a weapon than conventional weapons, yet can easily be pulled apart when the plot requires it.
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                                    Spiders
                                    Scientists that have a potentially lethal specimens in the laboratory take them from the laboratory in their handbag. This shouldn't cause any problems.
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                                      'Sorry about Caz', 'Yeah', 'Here's a coffee', 'Thanks'. A fitting tribute to the hero’s life-long friend and work colleague.
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                                        Posted, 17th June 2015
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                                        Spiders
                                        What an earth is a 'tunch'?
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                                          Spiders
                                          In the hazardous, spidery, part of the subway, some people will wear full on hazmat suits, others just gas masks and those working on the spider infected bodies of the victims, neither.
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                                            Posted, 17th June 2015
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                                            Spiders
                                            Just to be doubly sure wear a gas-mask under you hazmat suit.
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                                              Posted, 17th June 2015
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                                              Spiders
                                              Walk down the New York steps, turn left, there you go, hobo city, complete with abandoned train carriage.
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                                              • 17th June 2015 by IceLord
                                                I missed out the word 'Subway' up there, and there is no way to edit your submissions.
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                                              Spiders
                                              Take unknown, potentially deadly, spider eggs to your estranged wife’s house to celebrate your daughter’s twelfth birthday. No possible problems could arise from that, could they?
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                                                Posted, 17th June 2015
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                                                Spiders
                                                A virus is not bacteria. Bacteria is not a virus.
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